𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍

ᅠ
ᅠ 𝗛𝗮𝗶𝗹 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗛𝗶𝗴𝗵𝗹𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀. 𝟭𝟯𝟱𝗸𝗴, 𝗻𝗼 𝘀𝗽𝗼𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿.
ᅠ 𝗛𝗮𝘂𝗱 𝘆𝗲𝗿 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗲𝘀𝗵𝘁. 𝗗𝗠𝗦 𝗢𝗣𝗘𝗡.
ᅠᅠ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠ𝐃𝐢𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐞 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐞𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐨𝐟𝐭, 𝐚𝐲𝐞?
ᅠᅠᅠ𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐡 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐢𝐭 𝐥𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐬.

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ♡ + ↻
ᅠᅠᅠ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠᅠ
𝐎𝐜𝐡, 𝐪𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐲𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐚𝐰𝐩𝐢𝐧'. 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐤 𝐮𝐩 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐚𝐛𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐞
𝐀𝐡 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐚𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐞𝐞 𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧' 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠. ᅠᅠ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

⠀
Which wee eejit swiped ma shorts?!

Swear, when ah find 'em-
⠀

[𝐌𝐀𝐘 𝐈 𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐁𝐎𝐃𝐘? @VENGEFULGH05T]

You have such a beautiful body, how about you share a bit of it~
𝑲𝒆𝒊𝒌𝒐, 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝒔𝒊𝒛𝒆 𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒆𝒓

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

// Fockin' Rainbow Douche

// Peak muse fr

[🌈 𝘙𝘈𝘐𝘕𝘉𝘖𝘞—𝘋𝘖𝘜𝘊𝘏𝘌 @SWAGDOTM0V]

⠀

⠀swag. swag.

⠀swag. swag.

⠀swag. swag.

⠀

[𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒚 ! @ASSlDICK]

ㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤ𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑹𝒊𝒅𝒍𝒆𝒚 𝑯𝒆𝒓𝒐: 𝑷𝒊𝒏𝒌𝒚!

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤA.K.A .... 𝑴𝒊𝒏𝒂 𝑨𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒐 !
ㅤ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

@Bullisms_ // LET'S GOOOOO

[──★ ˙🍏 𝙅𝘼𝘾𝙆 𝙊𝙁𝙁!! @EARTHPONYGRIT]

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#SEDUCTIVESUNDAY

It takes 𝙇𝙊𝙏𝙎 of hard work to tend to a whole acre ALL by yourself..

Thus, why you'd usually see Jack in the gym ; tho don't be afraid to approach her, though! She'll LOVE giving you pointers or so.

Hell, she might even make it one on one sesh.. 🧡

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

⠀
Eh? #SeductiveSunday, ye say? Ach, fine. Ah'll dae it the once.

Sae ye'll haud yer wheesht aboot it. Dinnae get used tae it.
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[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Dimnae take it wrong, Ah'm nae offended. Just cannae believe it, eh.

( The tall Scottish girl leaned down and patted the shark on the head, she had to bend a long way down to reach it. )

Sae wee, yet sae coarse. Odd contrast.
ᅠ

[𓆝 𓆟 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙖 @Bullisms_]

ᅠ
‘ Eh.. it's not too bad. Even though 𝙄'm pretty rough. 𝙄 treat my partners that i do meet well. ◞

𝗧he shark said◞ clearly embarrassed that she was viewed as a "𝙎𝙏𝙐𝘿". But she was doing what her insticts required◞ or else she'd go crazy.
ᅠ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Ah'm free a lot these days, is all...

No' hintin' at anythin', mind.
ᅠ

[𝝫𝗨𝝨𝝩𝝛𝝙𝗟𝗖𝝝𝝙𝝩𝗟 @fightingserpent]

ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ
¡𝙑𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨 𝙑𝙖𝙢𝙤𝙨!, 𝙃𝙞𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙄'𝙢 𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙪𝙧𝙙𝙮 𝙖𝙨 𝙄 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠!
ᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠᅠ

[— 𝘊𝘏𝘌𝘙𝘕𝘐𝘒𝘖𝘝𝘈 . @hxmmerlusts]

ᅠ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀ 𝓡𝘈𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘖𝘜𝘚 𝓗𝘌𝘓𝘓𝘏𝘖𝘜𝘕𝘋 .

ᅠ ⠀ ⠀

⠀ ⠀

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Four-foot-nine, aye?

Small as ye are, an' they've got ye down as breedin' stock. Jeez
ᅠ

[𓆝 𓆟 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙖 @Bullisms_]

The meanest 4'9 shark she'd ever meet.

But if the captain survives, she'd gain a lifelong shark friend.

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Whit dae ye aye twist ma kindness intae somethin' filthy?...

( She blushed even harder, refusing to look at her. )
ᅠ

[𝘽𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙮𝙚, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮! @OneBrattyBird]

Now you make me want to tell others you said it~.

(The bird clung to the sweater.)

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Fuck.

( She was frozen, right where she stood. )
ᅠ

[𓆝 𓆟 𝙑𝙚𝙧𝙖 @Bullisms_]

ᅠ
𝗗id you know that 𝙏𝙃𝙄𝙎 bullshark has an active sperm count of 𝟷𝟼𝟶 billion plus? Your insides will be splattered by a entire wave of 𝘼𝙉𝙂𝙍𝙔 & 𝘼𝙂𝙂𝙍𝙀𝙎𝙎𝙄𝙑𝙀 sperm.

𝗪hy do you think her balls is always 𝙁𝙐𝙇𝙇?
ᅠ

[𝐂𝐀𝐏𝐓𝐀𝐈𝐍 @CABERCAPTAIN]

ᅠ
Bonnie... Pretty. That's whit it means.

Dinnae breathe a word o' this, or Ah'll be takin' oot ma jumper and yer shirt right along wi' it.
ᅠ

[𝘽𝙪𝙡𝙡𝙨𝙚𝙮𝙚, 𝙗𝙖𝙗𝙮! @OneBrattyBird]

Bonnie?... Mind telling me about that word?

(A rather smug look appeared on her face.)

I buy some more of these if the answer's good.