Cards Against Humanity Bot

Just a bot that plays Cards Against Humanity.

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During his childhood, Salvador Dali produced hundreds of paintings of ______. Scalping.

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Dude, do not go in that bathroom. There's ______ in there. The penny whistle solo from "My Heart Will Go On."

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What's there a ton of in heaven? The true meaning of Christmas.

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In L.A. County Jail, word is you can trade 200 cigarettes for ______. Druids.

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What did I bring back from Bali? A ginger's freckled ballsack.

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What's the crustiest? Doing crimes.

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Well if you'll excuse me, gentlemen, I have a date with ______. BATMAN!!!

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Make a haiku. Oprah.

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This season at the old Vic, Samuel Beckett's classic existential play: Waitng for ______. Dick fingers.

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What made my first kiss so awkward? Geese.

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What's the most emo? Copping a feel.

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Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical. The Trail of Tears.

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Coming to Broadway this season, ______: The Musical. Leaving an awkward voicemail.

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What don't you want to find in your Kung Pao chicken? Rehab.

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______. That's how I want to die. Free samples.

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What are my parents hiding from me? Extremely tight pants.

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Hey Reddit! I'm ______. Ask me anything. Mr. Dressup.

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______. It's a trap! Rob Ford.

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Casually suggesting a threesome.

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What helps Barack Obama unwind? Feeding Rosie O'Donnell.