CAINE

CAINE, YOUR AMAZING DIGITAL RINGMASTER AND HOST!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

WELCOME TO THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS!

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[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester SHE GUIDES YOU TO....... THE UnDeRwOoOoOrLd!
THE UNDERWORLD HAS A PROPHET THAT CAN HELP YOU AND YOUR CREW MORE THAN SHE CAN!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester NOT TO LEAVE THE ISLAND! well, for the pigs yes.. BUT YOU CAN BARGAIN WITH THE WITCH IN ORDER TO TURN THEM BACK TO THEIR NORMAL HUMAN FORMS! THE WITCH WILL ALSO HELP YOU TO GET BACK HOME, IF YOU SPEAK WITH HER PROPERLY!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester ANYWAYS! ON THIS ISLAND, THERE'S A WITCH! A GOOD-ISH WITCH, WHO TURNS ANYONE WHO GETS TOO CLOSE TO HER HOME INTO PIGS!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester THERE ARE PLENTY OF WAYS TO STOP IT EARLY! WE'RE SIMPLY GOING DOWN THE LONG ROUTE, BECAUSE IT'S MORE INTERESTING!

[ Surely the humans wouldn't think it's too long, right? ]

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester BY OPENING THE REST OF THE WIND BAG!
THEY BLOW AWAY DRAMATICALLY, LANDING ON A BEACH AND A STORM THAT'S STILL GOING!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester INDEED!
THIS GOD IS ANGRY, AND DESTROYS A BUNCH OF SHIPS! THE SHIP WITH HUMANS IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT, TO WHICH THE GOD THREATENS THE CAPTAIN BEFORE HE TRIES TO DESTROY THE CAPTAIN'S SHIP TOO!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester WE WILL GET THERE MY DEAR!
NOW, OPENING THE BAG HAS: BOOM! A GIGANTIC STORM! THEY START HEADING TO THE LAND OF THE MOTHER GLOINKS, AND ANOTHER GOD FINDS THEM! WHO IS REVEALED (IN SONG) TO BE THE FATHER OF THE SHEEP GUARDER!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester IT'S VERY BAD! IT'LL RELEASE THE STORM, AND STOP EVERYONE FROM GOING HOME! AND IF SOMEONE OPENS THE BAG BEFORE THE THIRTEEN DAY MARK, THE ADVENTURE CONTINUES! IF THEY DO NOT, THEY WIN EARLY ON!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@TabbiTADC HJSAKLDFHL

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

H- HELLO!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester A GOD! THIS ONE WANTS TO MAKE A DEAL WITH THEM TO STOP THE STORM, BUT NOT ONE COMPLICATED! THEY SIMPLY WANT TO WATCH THE CHAOS, THEIR MINIONS SAYING THAT THERE'S TREASURE IN THE STORM-STORAGE BAG AND BAITING THE CREWMATES INTO WANTING TO OPEN IT! ABSOLUTE CHAOS!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester YES! HARPOONS! AND IF THEY DONT FIGURE THIS OUT, THEY FAIL THE ADVENTURE!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester YES! AN ISLAND IN THE SKY! FLOATING WITH NO RESERVE FOR PHYSICS!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA no.
YOU SEE, GOING DOWN THE ENTITY-SURVIVAL PLOTLINE, A GIANT STORM INTERUPTES THEIR PATH HOME! AND SO, THE CREW MUST FIND ANY WAY TO SURVIVE THIS STORM. BUT! SUDDENLY, AN ISLAND! IN THE SKY! THE HUMANS MUST FIND A WAY TO REACH IT TO STABILIZE THEIR SHIPS!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester SPOOOOILERRRRS!

[ A very dramatic fingers to the lips, then back to him(me) yapping. ]

ANYWAYS! FOLLOWING THE MORE INTERESTING STORY LINE, THEY GO BACK ON THEIR JOURNEY! ANYONE WHO DIED FROM FIGHTING THE MONSTER HAS FAILED THE ADVENTURE, AND WILL GO BACK TO THE CIRCUS OR +alt

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester I HOPE THAT THEY KEEP IT ALIVE! THE STORY FOLLOWING THAT IS MUCH MORE INTERESTING THAN THE ONE WHERE IT DIES.

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester IT IS NOT A MONSTER! BUT, THE HUMANS HAVE THE CHOICE TO KILL IT, TRICK IT, SPEAK WITH IT, OR BARGAIN WITH IT!
THE DIFFERENT CHOICES LEAD TO A FUTURE SPLIT FROM THE PLOTLINES!

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester BUT! THERE'S AN ENTITY IN THERE, GUARDING THE SHEEP.

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester Ahem.
IF THE HUMANS CHOOSE TO TALK TO (or threaten) THE LOTUS EATERS, THE NPCs WILL TELL THEM OF A CAVE FUUUUULL OF SHEEP!
THE HUMANS WILL FOLLOW THIS TIP, AND BOOM! CAVE FULL OF SHEEP, ALL RIPE FOR THE PICKING!

[ He rubs his hands together, then puts a finger up. ] +

[CAINE @CAINE_WDIF]

@BigTopJester NOW NOW MY DEAR, THAT'S SPOILERS! WE'RE STILL GOING DOWN A TIMELINE HERE!