Carl

I don't really use this anymore.

[Carl @CAJ_310]

@PlayRematch Just getting "build compatibility error" messages when trying to join a friend. He's on Xbox and I'm on PlayStation and we both have the newest update?

[Carl @CAJ_310]

@rocco_botte Happy new year to you all, your videos have got me through a lot over the last few decades, so thank you.

[Carl @CAJ_310]

@DaftLimmy

[Carl @CAJ_310]

Still laughing at these scenes from @DaftLimmy's Limmy's Homemade Show.

[Carl @CAJ_310]

@TopChucker They banned me Matt, they said all that free porn I'd been watching was too much for one man and it wasn't fair on everyone else.

Top Wanker 37 months in a row I was, and they banned me like that meant nothing.

They took everything from me.

[Carl @CAJ_310]

I'm 73 and agree with Chris. I will not be held captive in my own home. I will continue to frequent my local newsagents to procure top shelf magazines until the day that I die, whether that day arrives due to coronavirus or, as expected, erotic asphyxiation gone wrong #ByeChris

[Carl @CAJ_310]

For all the angry people in my mentions, read the last line of the tweet then ask yourself if you think that's someone being serious.

I was taking the piss out of the absurdity of that Chris caller by making an equally absurd statement.

I'm not really a sex crazed 73 year old!

[Carl @CAJ_310]

@DaftLimmy

[Carl @CAJ_310]

Hulk Hogan has spent the last 7 years thinking Bam Margera is dead.