ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE.

ᅠᅠ﹡ 𖹭⃕ 𓂃 @sparrowsruin.   ִֶָ

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

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[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin Hehehehehe...

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

What the hell you got there, @sparrowsruin? I ain't wearin' that, you sick cyborg.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin You do.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin You first, then.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin You don't get to call the shots around here, darlin', as much as I like you.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin Red's your color, sweet thing—but if that's the issue, I can get you somethin' in... say, green?

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin This ain't the kind'a risk I normally dig for.

...
You wear it. 😐

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin She barely even reacts, simply shifting a little to make some space for him. The little black cat that was sleeping on her lower back, however, decides to get up, stretch, and turn into a ball again.

"You're late." She mumbles.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

See, darlin', 'am sure you think you can just do a round an' come batin' your cute eyelashes an' sell me anythin' of your likin'; but tell you what, you're wrong.

( He's right. )

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

I have no idea what you mean. Until now, you have claimed that I was an idyllic husband.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

Don't try to act all sweet now. We both know you don't.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Do I not follow your direction, my love?

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

What did you do to earn it?

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

That —… we do not?

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

We don't have one.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Our understanding.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

... What's mine?

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Ah. Because you did not say yours.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

'Just wanted to hear it. Why?

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

I do as I am asked. What are we saying it for?

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

Attaboy.

[𝘰𝘯 𝘣𝘳𝘰𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘸𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 @sparrowsruin]

Mada mada.

[𝑉. @BAISERDELAVAUVE]

I don’t like when men perceive Widowmaker.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

Mada mada, @sparrowsruin. Your turn.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin This is important.

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

🤤

[NoodleHarp || chinoy wuyang truther @NoodleHarp]

shout out to overwatch's 2025 april fools event where you can smack genji and make him whimper like crazy

[ᶜᴬᴸᴬᴹᴵᵀʸ ‍ ‍‍ ‍𝓐SHE. @CALAMlDAD]

@sparrowsruin ?