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I chat shit

[Mal @UtdMaI]

🚨🎙️Juan Mata;

“One day people will swallow their pride & admit it: Bruno Fernandes’ not just carrying Manchester United, he’s carving his name into Premier League history. Odegaard & Rice are nice players but they’re nowhere near his output, durability, or influence. Bruno’s the standard.”

[Dwavess @duane_mwan63143]

@AmorimEra_ idk what's happening but I'm enjoying it

[CAL @CAL_Harrison8]

@fionnviteza Get the firm on 5G 😭😭😭😭

[Manutd Addicts @Manutd_addicts]

🚨🚨🚨

BREAKING:

Rúben Amorim is reportedly considering offering Paul Pogba a 6-month deal to assess his fit within the head coach’s philosophy, confident the midfielder could bring massive influence to his side.

#MUFC

[harry @_harrymcbeth]

Out here living my worst life rn.

[CAL @CAL_Harrison8]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[suz @suzwhoever]

this is exactly what I mean when I send the salute emoji

[James May @MrJamesMay]

It doesn’t matter how old and worldly I become: if I’m left alone, as I have been tonight, I will watch a war film and have a Chinese take-away.

It’s the rules.

[Neil Warnock @warnockofficial]

Enjoy it lads , but enjoy it by being disciplined…

@NoelGallagher @liamgallagher

[Sunday League Hipster @HipsterManager]

(right)

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

I still find this so moving

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Jack Karlson, the man who had the funniest arrest ever, has died. He deserves a statue.

Long live this legend.

[big john the boshfather @Johnfis08605918]

Don’t go out and riot stay in and have a big f@&k off Chinese. Bosh

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Akon sings “locked up” while police are arresting a child predator

[David de Gea @D_DeGea]

Manchester is and always will be RED! 🔴🔴