James Plourde

[James Plourde @CAOAStall]

My wife and I hired a nanny around 2008 who was quite naive. She came to us one day, very excited, because she had gone out on a few dates with a man who was an astronaut. She told us that he even landed the space shuttle on the moon. He was so lucky to be stationed in Nashville, working remotely for NASA.

I fired her shortly thereafter.

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@fannylyn Diabetes for $11.99? I’ll pass, thanks

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@CIoseCall Survival instincts of a potato

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@MarketPalmer_ @TheMattViera The magic of internet storytelling!

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@TheMattViera Most corporate attorneys I know make $150k to $250k / year. She must have inherited an incredible sum of money over her short 7 year career as a lawyer

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@Rizzem_wif_tism Thx for stopping that freakin “music”

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@ClownWorld It’s not the fault of CarMax. Talk to the people who printed and dumped $5 trillion into the economy during the COVID years

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@SkolValdsson Raised by a single mother

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@Ne_pas_couvrir Looks like someone went off to college and succumbed to the toxic environment

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@DerrickEvans4WV @tacobell And it tastes like crap and is not really even food. The drive thru experience is the least of your worries

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@ReclaimD1 What does the guy being tall have to do with being a whore infected whore with VD?

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@Bitcoin_Teddy Moreover, your heirs would inherit the balance upon your death. Instead of creating generational wealth, the government squanders your money

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@laralogan Never go full retard

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@BoJaxGOAT I’m certain that Costco puts the high demand impulse purchase items in the isles on either side of the AT&T booth, knowing that everyone tries to bypass the sales guys by taking the side isles

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@neppy You going to be in a nursing home at 60?!

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@jeremyct Plenty of people plan for it. It’s called long term care insurance, and anyone who doesn’t want to get drained by elder care should have it.

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@FreedomHasWon If you need to finance a car, you can’t afford it. Buy a $5k Toyota and save your money until you can pay cash

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@Mappy6984 Those are radio towers, not cell towers (at least the first two)

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@GigglingGanon Your feelings don’t trump my liberties

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@ClownWorld By 5:30AM the working day is almost half over!