Starscream

Current Second-in-Command, future Leader of the Decepticons. //Generally Prime Starscream. Sometimes very silly.

[Starscream @CAPS_STARSCREAM]

@EntropicSavior hi *tackleglomps u* X3 *notices the bulge in ur pants* owo whats this???

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I FUCKING TRUSTED YOU

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

MEGATRON

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@170cmtrio h-hewwo?

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wow. i did it #MyTwitterAnniversary

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@ThePrimesDoctor @HlMBlG "I don't need a check-up. I'm fine."

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@ThePrimesDoctor @HlMBlG HUFF. "What is this about."

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@ThePrimesDoctor @HlMBlG There's audible grumbling before he hangs up, and he arrives shortly.

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@ThePrimesDoctor @HlMBlG "For what? I have things to do."

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@ThePrimesDoctor Dead stare.

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@ThePrimesDoctor "What."

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[UGLY SOBBING]

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yeah can i get a uuuuhhhhhhh

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@BindedNobility //absolutely c:

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@BindedNobility //yeeeeeeeees

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@NotAKillingType "Circumstantially."

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@NotAKillingType "Mostly it was a result of time, place, and how desperate to be rawed I was."

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@NotAKillingType "I'm not sore, it's just fact. Jets are far superior to cars."

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@NotAKillingType "Cars certainly don't."

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@NotAKillingType "Trust me, they aren't nearly as good as jets." Waves a hand dismissively.

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@NotAKillingType Deadpan. "Why would I be jealous, I've fucked a good share of cars."