𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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“ Captain Zhu Yuan , reporting for duty. “

Here to serve the public , one 𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏!𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏!𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐏! at a time !

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

that’s unfortunate , I suppose I’ll have to figure something else out.

[Wise @proxyforth]

no, random play won't reimburse you with free sex if your videotape is damaged.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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W-WISE [⁉️]

Let go ! Please ! You’ll suffocate down there !
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[Wise @proxyforth]

cue the manager using his arms to 𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝗱𝗼𝘄𝗻 on his face, sinking him deeper between her cheeks.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

if my ass gets any bigger I don’t think I’ll be able to fit into my issued suit anymore.. huff ..

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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[ 𝐓𝐇𝐖𝐔𝐌𝐏! ]

O-oh oh gosh! She’s so sorry ! She didn’t mean to land her 𝐋𝐀𝐘𝐄𝐑𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐏𝐔𝐁𝐒𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐒 𝐁𝐔𝐓𝐓 onto your face ! Are you okay ! Let her get up asap !

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// getting back to dms soon, for now ass posting on TL

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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the thought is greatly appreciated but she doesn’t know what that has to do with this exercise ..

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[Wise @proxyforth]

ㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤ. . . have i ever told you you're my 𝐟𝐚𝐯𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞
ㅤㅤㅤㅤpubsec officer, zhu yuan? 😇
ㅤㅤㅤ

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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… sigh …

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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yes I am capable of “throwing my ass in a circle.”

no I will not be showing you—

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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yes I am capable of “throwing my ass in a circle.”

no I will not be showing you—

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// actually will have spotty activity, I actually made this account right around as I was graduating from Uni 😭 LOL

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

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huff — I don’t know why Qingyi insisted that I couldn’t 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲, do this pose, it’s actually quite easy.

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[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// so like really no hard feelings, mistake on my part for following them without checking so at the end of the day it was like fix this and move on.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// Besides we’ve been friends for a really long time so for me it was a REALLH FUCKING FUNNY JOKE 😭 sorry I didn’t mention it but I didn’t know how to tell you directly “erm you actually cancelled me”

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// no need to apologize! 🥹 Since in the end I was following said taboo accounts so it’s natural to make that assumption and to make sure other people knew as well to keep their space managed LOL! I’m a pretty big advocate for people keeping the space they want around them so my

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

About any of it! These things happen and as long as the air is cleared then it’s all good with me!

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// no need to apologize! 🥹 Since in the end I was following said taboo accounts so it’s natural to make that assumption and to make sure other people knew as well to keep their space managed LOL! I’m a pretty big advocate for people keeping the space they want around them so my

[ً @raimeizan]

@CAPTAINBUTTYUAN I'm really sorry about this, I jumped the gun and assumed the worst. It's my fault for not reaching out and verifying.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

feelings weren’t hurt or anything. I was just happy I was made aware so I could block them and keep my page free from that kind of stuff. Again it was just a misunderstanding that I just wanted to clear up to anyone who wanted to listen, so please don’t be too hard on yourself

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

I’m not really worried about the sub tweeting because what you’re going to do but I did wanna clarify for you guys that I’m not into taboo shit.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

// okay so apparently I got sub tweeted because I was following like two taboo accounts 🥲 guys I AM not taboo, I was private for a bit and I just blindly let people in and followed them back without checking their profile. For some reason the user BBCHASER I thought

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

stood for Big butt chaser LOL since I’m an ass themed account. Which I see now I should obviously check the profile in-depth which i immediately unfollowed after I did, and the other account didn’t even state they were taboo.

Sorry for the misunderstanding.

[𝐙𝐇𝐔 𝐘𝐔𝐀𝐍 @CAPTAINBUTTYUAN]

for now , she’ll be an exception — just make it a little less obvious from now on [ *💧]