𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄

[۟ @godsfell]

i think people believe birds are meant to fly because… they’ve never seen those birds crashing to their death.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

Maybe I should take up with the police force..I could run that place if they gave me a shot.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

I also just hurt people for fun, should probably worry about that before you worry about me doing it just cause of you.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell Aw, but I like ripping out tongues.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell Would you prefer I say I'd do so out of jealousy?

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

I suppose you're..probably right, yeah.

[𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪 " Ｌａｄｙ Ｎａｇａｎｔ " 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲 @HairBulletHell]

It's not like there's much of an alternative and you know that.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell Well I'd like to meet anyone else talking you up like that, though you'd have to forgive me if I accidentally cut their tongue out.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

Oh? You flatter me, truly.

( Lins own grin is moreso smug, but that's just to be expected from her. )

[𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪 " Ｌａｄｙ Ｎａｇａｎｔ " 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲 @HairBulletHell]

Oh please... You already look pretty.~

[ Cue a small, warm smile stretching across Nagant's face. ]

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell See? I'm pretty smooth with my words as well, you're just gonna have to grow accustomed to it.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

Trust me, before you showed up I was more than content to lay on my couch for a week and not move. Now I've gotta like..look pretty.

[𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪 " Ｌａｄｙ Ｎａｇａｎｔ " 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲 @HairBulletHell]

The clothes don't make the lady all on themselves. Even so, you're acting like a warm shower every day is a bad thing.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

Google how to tell if horse broke all your ribs

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell I'm sure you could handle it, that's why I've gotta go at it from a different angle so you can't tough it out. I'm real clever, yknow.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

No fair! That's not me, it's mostly the clothes. Thanks to you I've gotta start taking showers every day again.

[𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪 " Ｌａｄｙ Ｎａｇａｎｔ " 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲 @HairBulletHell]

Is that what they're smelling? I would have thought it'd be the booze that hit them first.

[ A small dig at the other, sure, but it was made in good fun. ]

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

..PROBABLY.

[𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖆 @BaeBladeHero]

A HORSE ONE???

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

I GOT A TREADMILL.

[𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖆 @BaeBladeHero]

HORSES NEED SPACE TO RUN

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell I'm sure you're made of pretty tough stuff! Not that I'd ever hurt ya, promise I'll be gentle.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

I have more trench coats than should be legally allowed, but I'm pretty sure the suit look gets me more cases. Maybe I look professional? That or they smell the desperation.

[𝓚𝓪𝓲𝓷𝓪 " Ｌａｄｙ Ｎａｇａｎｔ " 𝓣𝓼𝓾𝓽𝓼𝓾𝓶𝓲 @HairBulletHell]

[ Admittedly, she just straightened the tie in order to not have Lin look /too/ disheveled. ]

It really completes the look, all you need now is a trench coat instead of a standard suit. Plus... It made for an easy way to pull you closer to me.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

GOOGLE. GOOGLE ANSWER ME.

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

Google how move horse out of apartment before girlfriend visits

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

NO. I LOVE HIM.

[𝕸𝖔𝖗𝖉𝖆 𝕯𝖊𝖑𝖆𝖗𝖔𝖘𝖆 @BaeBladeHero]

MOVE IT

[𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐕𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐄𝐘𝐄 @CAROTIDIE]

@HairBulletHell I'm sure I could do some real surprising stuff, but there's a pretty solid chance I'd throw out my back before anything gets too crazy.