Carter Sanderson

[Stephen Adkison @StAdkison]

If I see the LiMu Emu in person, I’m finding out what giant bird tastes like

[⚜️bradley⚜️ @bradapalooza]

As a Rascal Flatt Earther I believe that Earth is a highway

[Saparmurat Niyazov @saparmuratfaux]

Harper Lee: This is the worst writer's block I've ever had

Mockingbird: ThIs Is THe WorSt WriTER's bLOck I'Ve EVer HAd

Harper Lee: *eyes narrowing*

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Frankly. He overheard someone start talking about crypto. Would like to be airlifted out of this conversation immediately. 13/10

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tito. He just descended from the heavens. They took his wings so no one will suspect a thing. 14/10

[Mike Baker @ByMikeBaker]

This is a great thread explaining how NYT is verifying video footage from Ukraine. It’s time-consuming but so critical, especially since we have already seen so much false/misleading/old/misdescribed footage spreading on social channels.

Do your part. Retweet responsibly.

[🦪 @lnthemood4Iove]

I’m like paul revere

[DVS @DVSblast]

READING THE NEWSPAPER ON ACID

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

I’m such a bad texter. Whenever I get a text, I boil my phone in a pot of water and shoot a pistol at it

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Still my favorite basketball question of all time

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

I hear you. I'm listening.

[steph @steph_mcca]

banks email like "Ummmmm we have a MESSAGE for you. In your INBOX" and then the message is like "Hello we are your bank"

[Kate Berlant @kateberlant]

Do they have to cut the camera in half to get the movie out? How do they get the movie out

[helen @helen]

i’ve had calvin and hobbes around my entire life and i still burst out laughing every time i see this one

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

this week. it is important to remember what you are thankful for. i am thankful for

6. the human
1. my stuffed fren sebastian
5. cuddles
2. my brain (i am very smart)
C. cool breezes
2. snugs (different from cuddles)