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.banned from smash burger for being “too real”

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Hi Brooklyn

The first preview of a play I wrote and directed, Bumpo, is happening this Sunday. It’s a ridiculous story about grief, custody and human/dog hybrids. I’ve never worked harder on anything and it’d mean the world to me if you came.

https://t.co/8RA5dnem38

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Now more than ever, shut the fuck up Dave Portnoy you ugly short bitch

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Should the Bruins trade for Brady Tkchuck? No shot he wants to play in Canada anymore right? I feel like the B’s should just get all the Olympic gold medalists that Canada hates now.

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

https://t.co/eyhiN3U9w3

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Bumpo’s back in NYC next month!! This app scares me now but wouldn’t it be so cool if you went and saw this?

[TMZ @TMZ]

This scrambled celebrity is best known for his genius rapping skills. Can you guess who it is? https://t.co/QH6UxzdIA8

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

lol

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Spotify is just making up genres for the hell of it. What the fuck do you mean you had “nu gaze” and “freak folk” in your top 5

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

People starting to turn on avatar

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

@GladstonGallery You have my blessing

[elliott @elliott_green_]

men need to get out of the gym and start listening to pavement

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Going to be in Boston in 24 hours

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Bruins won

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

@PatrickUnleashd I don’t work there. I am not handy.

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

@PatrickUnleashd You’re who?

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

I miss my Dad so much

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Dad Pranks Son!!!!! (Gone WRONG)

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Hope enough people retweet this so Julia Fox comes

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Hi. My show Bumpo is back in Brooklyn this Friday at 8! Arguably the saddest relationship drama about going through a divorce and negotiating custody of the half dog/human puppet that your ex made in a lab. Would love for any of you to come.

https://t.co/yVb8o15uTu

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Okay? I’ve practiced humility for 28 years now

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Timothée Chalamet practiced ping pong for over 6 years to prepare for his role in 'Marty Supreme' 🏓

He first talked with Josh Safdie about the role in 2018 and would take lessons while filming other projects

"Everything I was working on, it was this secret: I had a table in London while I was making 'Wonka'. On 'Dune 2', I had a table in Budapest, Jordan. I had a table in Abu Dhabi ... I got myself an Airbnb in a town [around] Saint-Tropez after 'The French Dispatch', overlooking the water, and I was taking lessons there"

(via @THR)

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Thank you, threads

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

@gracecamille_ !!!

[screenplay understander @asinglefather]

Hi Brooklyn

The first preview of a play I wrote and directed, Bumpo, is happening this Sunday. It’s a ridiculous story about grief, custody and human/dog hybrids. I’ve never worked harder on anything and it’d mean the world to me if you came.

https://t.co/8RA5dnem38