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liv fast die young bad girls do it well - CEO of Slugs & Rigatoni @tannerstruth

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“No, no, no and let me say it in spanish, no”

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I’d kill to be like 12 again

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I feel like social media apps should only put the blue check next to the things u post after u get the check, like If I scroll back far enough I wanna know what JB was posting pre fame and what was the final post that got him that check

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one thing about my asthmatic ass is I do hate a fog machine

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prove me wrong I guess but if u find any value in the Kardashian/Jenner empire, follow any of them on social media or own any of their products and claim to be a socialist you simply don’t understand socialism, you actually support capitalist inequality JUS SAYING

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My favorite insult is telling someone to “go read a book”

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anyone else download BeReal and realize ur life is so fucking boring like it’s been a week and every picture has been me sitting in my barn fml

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I haven’t checked my email in at least a month

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Not a chance

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do u think jesus could run the mile in under 7 minutes

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she is single handedly ruining the lives of small business owners ESP bipoc business owners (THIS is literally WHY copyright and trademarks EXIST so that people like her dont get away wit things like this)

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kim(scum) kardashian is fighting a lawsuit over someone whos suing her for literally using the EXACT same brand name (SKKN) and kims defense is "you are a little salon (opened in 2017), i am a worldwide brand (opened last week)" I AM BEGGING you to unfollow and not support her

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kim(scum) kardashian is fighting a lawsuit over someone whos suing her for literally using the EXACT same brand name (SKKN) and kims defense is "you are a little salon (opened in 2017), i am a worldwide brand (opened last week)" I AM BEGGING you to unfollow and not support her

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@ladyefron 2 for 1 drink specials

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so, as a woman, i will have more bodily autonomy when i AM DEAD than i do now? got it

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@pooteenprincess what about with cant?

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apparently u cant say 'pro life people belong in north korea' on tiktok because i got flagged :/

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so u can have a kid…. But you can’t get a tattoo before ur 18 because those are permanent!!!! Make it make sense

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why are so many rules one sided? like u have to give 2 weeks before quitting but they dont have to give 2 weeks before firing? u cant run for prez till ur 35, but then theres no cut off on the other end, SCOTUS can decide not be vaccinated but u cant decide not to have a kid?

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No one:
Supreme Court: if u want to kill a baby it’s gonna have to be with a gun

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does it mean I have a foot fetish if I’m OBSESSED with baby feet

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@alexiemyles "do 5 different peoples jobs for a paycheck that is laughable for one job, and MAKE SURE U TAKE A LUNCH TO STAY HEALTHY but were not gonna pay you for that lunch and we also expect those 30 minutes to compensated in your work"