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[austin sanders. — @CLEITHROPHOBIAS]

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[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

We didn’t know what he was like or what he did in his spare time, all we had were just... rumors.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

i'm the dad that works at nintendo!

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

this is what you deserve... say hi to austin for me.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

i think my son might be gay.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

We saw him grab a Wii, already boxed and ready to ship to retailers, and went to one of the back offices.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

It had been a good 10 minutes since our break period ended and I was working, I had a clear view of the office that Henry had entered, and he’s still hadn’t come out.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

how can i tell if my son is gay, and how can i let him know i support him.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

Henry continued to pace around mumbling to himself for about a minute and a half until he left the office. Mike and I followed from a safe distance away.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

https://t.co/6ZhVCR1nB6

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

i accidentally walked in on mike doing the caramelldansen?

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

what's a 'homebrew'?

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

He was sure to look around to make sure nobody was watching and proceeded to enter the room, shutting the door behind him.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

I used to work for Nintendo of America while the Nintendo Wii was being created.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

Just... going to leave behind a gift for an old family member, son.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

To me, he was just some other guy who just wasn’t really known by anyone.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

He would show up to work really late, he glared at some of the employees, and he would hide in the bathroom and wouldn’t talk to anybody. I almost felt bad for him.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

i will never look at the word 'daddy' the same. i hate this bird app.

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

why are you calling me a dilf?

[johnathan sanders. — @CATAGELOPHOBIAS]

kyle came home with a bloody nose one day... and he never explained it to me.