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Official Twitter of the Combat Assault Team on

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To be clear, this is the OFFICIAL CAT Twitter. It replaces the old CAT Twitter (@rbxCAT ) which was LOST in a DATA BREACH. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

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[Meet the Press @MeetThePress]

Hunter Biden says Joe Biden’s cancer has spread https://t.co/eVOaWrkqFu

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Baseline 57 is an active hellhole filled with Mosquitos. We are sending in the CAT AirForce to come in and SPRAY IT DOWN. Get your vaccines while you can!

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Our new Pentagon is currently being built. The “contractor” we hired essentially mirrored and SCALED DOWN the design of the original Pentagon built by SlowSurgo (love him, but true!) - WE WONT PAY! FINISH THE OFFICES! NO BLANK SLATE!!

[thoughtcrime @thoughtcrime___]

the world’s first male lesbian

[Acyn @Acyn]

Ossoff: We were told that MAGA was for working-class Americans. But this is a government of, by, and for the ultra-rich. It’s the wealthiest Cabinet ever. This is the Epstein class. They are the elites they pretend to hate. If you’re Steve Bannon, how do you sell any of this? He’s literally closing rural hospitals to cut taxes for George Soros.

[Tiffany Savage 🇺🇸 @patriot_savvy]

Mess with the bull as the saying goes.

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Our Redundantly named Rally Center has been named in honor of Cataracts, Former Commanding General. Congratulations! One, Two, Three; Eyes on ME!

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Fairzones are practically the most ridiculous concept to have ever permeated the clan world. No originality, the concept is the same everywhere you go. The only good thing now is NO MORE RCL GUN SOUND. ANNOYING!

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Lowlife Clanners have lost all originality. Meaning, forts have effectively ceased to exist. Instead, we now have BORING Fairzones. Fortunately, we have released ARGOS 7, which is a beautiful facility that was fairly built using fair trade practices. SEE YOU THERE!!!

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The only sword you’ll be playing with is the actual weapon, and that’s because we are turning up the “heat” on recruiting the best people - in terms of Sword Fighting. The idea is to switch our focus to Sword Raids how Special Forces continues to schlong these other LOSERS!!

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What a FANTASTIC weeks it’s been in terms of Activity. We were DEAD like a DOG a few months ago - BUT WE HAVE RISEN. The Development of our new Pentagon will commence this weekend after a delay in getting the supplies (tariffs). New Jail, Section 8, AND MORE!

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STOP IT!

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Now that Brniemac is Showered Up and ready to go, he’s tasked with GUTTING MP from the GROUND UP. GET IT DONE BRNIE!

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WE ARE READY TO MAKE AN ENDORSEMENT!

[💙Brittney💙 @AZ_Brittney]

Would you be fired up if Gavin Newsom announced a 2028 Presidential run?

YES OR NO???

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Mamdani has our Complete and Total Endorsement!

[Svetlana Aka♀️💍🩷💜💙 @Otakitkatku]

Sliwa is running out of pure hatred for Cuomo, like the dude genuinely wants Cuomo's political career in ashes and believes Cuomo to be a perverted rapist and grandma killer. It's not that hard.

[Svetlana Aka♀️💍🩷💜💙 @Otakitkatku]

Sliwa is running out of pure hatred for Cuomo, like the dude genuinely wants Cuomo's political career in ashes and believes Cuomo to be a perverted rapist and grandma killer. It's not that hard.

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No Kings at the Pentagon got a little out of hand primarily because WE DON’T HAVE AN MP TASKED WITH KEEPING US SAFE! People were dousing the front fountain with Dawn Dish Soap resulting in a bubbly mess. Josh’s office got broken into. Secret files? WHAT A MESS!

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Brniemac, Commissioner of the MP, is going bring justice back QUICKLY to all our facilities effective IMMEDIATELY. We just need recruits. INFORMATION COMING SOON ON HOW TO GET INVOLVED!!

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WE NEED TO GET OUR ACT TOGETHER. FAST!

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A WOMAN WAS BEAT TO DEATH AT THE MP CHECKPOINT AT THE PENTAGON MEMORIAL THIS MORNING. THIS IS A DIRECT RESULT OF MP DEFUNDING. SHE JUST WANTED TO CLAIM ASYLUM!

SOMETHING IS IN THE WORKS.

THANK YOU FOUR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!