@mikrwood Pack Ass- Coach literally has a Declaration of Independence comforter and owns the The Patriot, and most of Seasons 1&2 of The Dukes of Hazard on DVD. Delete this.
@Pope_SixtusVI Louse- Coach has an IQ of 104, which is 4 points higher than the highest score. Also, how many Baboon asses do you know with an entire set of World Book Encyclopedias? Delete this and cry in yore non-carpeted bathroom.
@3YearLetterman@BradWCAttorney Tears of Liberty are welling up in my mind as I think of just how proud Ben Franklin would be as we celebrate the greatest and oldest nation on Earth