Catherine Albright Crawford

Screaming ginger - Badger - Scientist - Tree hugger - Repository of useless information

[Dean Withers @itsdeaann]

“Your body, my choice”

yeah how about your jaw, my fist

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

Kamala Harris and I are both gun owners.

We’re not going to take away your Second Amendment rights — we’re going to prevent your kids from getting shot at school.

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

Does he pity the flue?

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@appodlachia *Goodbye Don

[the human sadiepede 2 @hell_doe]

ice cream season is ending. but ice cream with a jacket on season is just beginning

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@MikeBeauvais I read every word of this in Jacks’s voice. Perfection.

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@detachment_red @ManuclearBomb I use this ALL the time

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@ask_aubry Shame men just don’t get lost at sea like they used to

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@brookebikesmke 🙄 at the pearl clutching. Parents modeling responsible behavior regarding alcohol is one of the best ways for kids to learn how to a healthy relationship with alcohol

[Don Johnson @DonMiami3]

Millennials preparing for the 37th once in a lifetime event in the last 5 years

[Tyler Hunt @TylerLHunt]

You know who else made his big debut right before Good Friday? Judas.

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@liambarker Halfway through - bit silly, very entertaining

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@Brandon93Smith CORRECT. Nothing wrong with dad bods either, but a gym obsessed lifestyle isn’t necessarily attractive

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@sewistwrites My mid-size Midwestern city has a service, though I think only the one. They’re amazing though!

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@ask_aubry We were a 6 family!

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@ask_aubry Use of “high value man” is an automatic block no matter the circumstances 🤮

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Obama inherited a 12.7% unemployment rate from George W. Bush. Trump inherited a 4.7% unemployment rate from Obama. Joe Biden inherited a 14.7% unemployment rate from Trump. The unemployment rate today is currently 3.7%. Democrats improve our economy. Republicans tank it.

[Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm]

much like pineapple on pizza, I'm Taylor Swift-neutral but if she destroys AI for turning her into porn, I will have no choice but to stan at least a little bit

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[Catherine Albright Crawford @CAlbCrawf]

@ChefReactions I actually have a good version of this. It does not involve meatballs, ricotta, or a swimming pool of tomato paste