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[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

A silent house and it’s not even 8:30pm yet. I feel like a winner!

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

I had no idea that cleaning out coffee grounds smelled like cleaning a dirty pip/resin 🤢

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

@dajakecalderon This shit pisses me off! Stop talking about a calendar marking that isn’t real life for us in South Texas 😭

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Wow. FOMO was just amazing. What a unique vision! No one else doing shit like this.

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Chat, How tf do you keep your cool while working with incompetent people!?! Please advise.

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

You will NEVA catch me in that long ass checkout line in Sam’s.
If you’re not using that scan & go, wtf are you really doing 😬
Matter fact, ima need heb to get on that scan & go

[RUSS @russdiemon]

🎯

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Last week I stood 10 toes down on business with multiple people.
Everyone is coming in line so far this Monday morning 👌🏼
Great start to the week!

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

A lil retail therapy will do me good too 🤭

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Starting off strong with F*****g Fans 🤗

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

You know what today’s work load stress calls for? Some drake & driving, Ok? 🚙 🎶

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

I just think that not enough people got spoken to like they were dumbasses growing up the way I did for not having common sense. I think that’s why I have common sense. And I have my aunt to thank for that. But that’s what’s wrong with the ones without common sense lol

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Do I look like someone that won’t confront people? 😂
Is my RBF not scary enough? 💀
Why do people keep trying me like I WONT shut shit down? 😂

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Life without acid reflux has been amazing.
Sleeping on my stomach has been heavenly. 🥹💗

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

A day filled with a shit ton of bullshit I tell you. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

Amazon and fedex packages arriving out the ass with baby stuff! 🥲
So close !

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

What a damn Monday! 🥵

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

If you dont think that getting kicked by a rooster actually hurts, even hours after it happened, you’re so wrong.

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

I need a reason to go to New Braunfels. 😭
A Buc-ee’s bbq sandwich is calling me by my government name 😭

[ɐuıʇsıɹɥƆ ♈️ @CAlyse16]

A life with low/no carbs is in fact a very sad life.