CBC Pitchbot (Satire)

Status-quo propaganda for the average upper-middle class white Canadian. Satirical. Parody account. Not the CBC.

International: @ReutersPitchbot

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

THE GOVERNMENT OF THE UNITED STATES IS RUN BY LITERAL NAZIS, DOCUMENTED CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS, DRUG TRAFFICKERS, PEDOPHILES, WAR CRIMINALS AND IMPERIALIST MAFIOSOS HELLBENT ON THE COMPLETE DESTRUCTION OF LIFE ON EARTH TO SATISFY THEIR INSATIABLE APPETITE FOR SADISM AND CRUELTY

[zupa grochowa @Grochowa2]

why is CTV Vancouver Island running this

[The Narwhal @thenarwhalca]

Documents reveal Canada’s biggest corporations successfully lobbied the federal government for changes that enable access to sensitive intelligence information gathered by the country’s spy agency https://t.co/2izHz8I1rg

[sarah hagi @KindaHagi]

but if you say palestine at the cbc better watch out!

[Ryan Grim @ryangrim]

NEW from me and @MazMHussain:

@davidfrum & @DouglasKMurray & @SethAMandel drafted speeches for the Israeli ambassador to the UN, according to hacked emails.

Frum did it while also writing a profile of the ambassador.

Murray even hosted a secret fundraiser for the IDF.

Mandel....well that one's not surprising. https://t.co/qKpmKu11l5

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

Analysis | Are Palestinians justified in resisting occupation and Apartheid? We asked 300 of the most barbaric racists you've ever met in your entire life

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

Canada condemns Canadians bringing humanitarian aid into Gaza

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

if you're in the media, you have one last chance to speak up before a genocide. how will you be remembered for this moment?

[TurtleIsland2Palestine @PalestineTurtl]

"Canada will continue to sell Israel weapons and give it free trade but pretend like we are concerned. "

[Prem Thakker @prem_thakker]

It’s official: the United Nations Commission of Inquiry concludes Israel is committing genocide.

The UN body calls on nations to stop sending weapons to Israel, ensure people within their jurisdiction aren’t aiding or inciting the genocide, and hold those who are accountable.

[Rosé Bautista @DesmondCole]

"Canada is a really screwed up country and it is a self-hating country, as you well know, that prides itself on being polite."

~Charlie Kirk

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

starting to think maybe parliament is just filled with nazis

[TrendingPolitics.ca @TrendPolCa]

NEW: Canadian Parliament gives standing ovation to Charlie Kirk.

[Krisna Saravanamuttu @KrisnaS85]

Air Canada flight attendants hold the line and defy Carney’s back-to-work order!

[Joel Harden @JoelDHardenNDP]

Update: CUPE Flight Attendant picket lines tomorrow:
- Vancouver, 10am-noon, Chester Johnson Park
- Calgary, 10am-noon, YYC Door 17 Departures
- Toronto, 9am-11am, YYZ - Terminal 1
- Montreal, 9am-11am, AC HQ, 7373 Côte Vertu W.

[OFL @OFLabour]

🚨 URGENT CALL TO ALL WORKERS: DEFEND AIR CANADA CUPE COMPONENT WORKERS’ RIGHT TO STRIKE 🚨

Where: Toronto Pearson International Airport, Terminal 1
When: 9:00 AM, Tomorrow - August 17

The federal government is moving to trample the Charter-protected right to strike forcing binding arbitration and back-to-work orders that strip workers of free and fair collective bargaining.
This is unconstitutional government overreach. If they get away with it here, this sets a dangerous precedent.

✊🏾Join the labour movement at Toronto Pearson. Solidarity with Air Canada flight attendants. Defend the right to strike.

#cdnpoli #onpoli @waltonmom

[PropaGandalf 🌾 @xghostnotesx]

We love democracy don’t we folks?

[Fatima 𓂆 فاطمة 🇵🇸 @fatimasal82]

Take yourselves to account for arming the genocidal entity. Canada remains complicit
#StopArmingIsrael #ArmsEmbargoNow
#SanctionIsrael

[Fatima Syed / @fatimabsyed.bsky.social @fatimabsyed]

No one at National Post deserves to be called a journalist.

[Nora Loreto @NoLore]

Sends out a media statement lying about Canada's arms shipments to Israel and then closes down her office out of a phoney fear of violence? Convenient!

[Fatima 𓂆 فاطمة 🇵🇸 @fatimasal82]

Breaking: Canada does absolutely nothing new and will take no concrete steps to end ongoing genocide it is actively complicit in.