Cheryl Brown Garrard

Small town Texas girl in the big old UK. A little bit country and a little bit rock and roll. It's best to be content, then have to always be right.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@FedEx you suck big donkey dicks! That is all.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

FFS @TFL get your shit together.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

Did that bitch have brain surgery or what? #Strictly

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@NHSMillion No, sports need league tables, not something as important as our helath service.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@joe_yer99 That sucks! I loved to go in there and nose around with the kids. The boy thought whoopie cushions were the funniest thing ever. 😂

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

When you have the shittiest week ever, your home country is going to hell in a handbasket, and you have a chest cold from hell, there is nothing for it but @Dawn_French and The Vicar of Dibley. From the beginning and on a binge. Thank you, BBC and Dawn.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

On this day of mourning, the only thing to do is binge Justified. If you need me, I'll be in bed, crying.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Etymology of the day is 'on tenterhooks' (not 'tenderhooks'): tenters, once a common sight, are wooden frames on which freshly milled cloth is stretched so that it dries without shrinking. To be on tenterhooks is to be as tense and taut as the cloth itself.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@MoHawk95494373 @ColinAllredTX And you're a moron so we're even.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@Truthburgers @ColinAllredTX Darling, I'm Texas through and through. I just know building that damn wall will not stop people coming to the US. Plus, Ted Cruz is a fucking race hating asshole who deserves to be thrown into a live volcano. May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@Truthburgers @ColinAllredTX Yep, that's exactly what I want.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@Sophia_Nyx

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

Don't get this trending during the US Election.

It would really make Janey Godley RIP smile, and really piss off Trump and Elon Musk.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

That's my fucking nightmare!

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump surrogate says Trump will put billionaires and extremists who support a national abortion ban in charge: “You literally get six presidents… When you pick Trump, you get JD Vance, you get Bobby Kennedy, you get Tulsi Gabbard, you get Vivek Ramaswamy, and you get Elon Musk”

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Please understand that this platform is about to become the very least reliable source of information in the aggregate if Trump starts losing tomorrow.

Coup Two requires people to feel "robbed" and Musk is going to go into overdrive making the MAGAs feel that.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@ohmandy1776 @ColinAllredTX Sorry, baby, don't fight with Bots. May the bird of paradise fly up your nose.

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@easternmoon @KirstieMAllsopp Hmmm, do these "fraternities" also recommend name calling? You don't know her, you don't if she is greedy and selfish. Talk the issues, not personal attacks.

[Really American 🇺🇸 @ReallyAmerican1]

FRIENDS: Can we get 1,000 quick replies using the hashtag #VoteForKamalaToday to ensure that we turn out as many Kamala voters as possible for a landslide to sweep Trump out of our lives once and for all?

[Cheryl Brown Garrard @CBGBTX]

@0liviajulianna Looking good, Olivia. Keep up the pressure! We got this!