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UPDATE: Josh Rosen has died of complications due to his skin translation. His family plans to sue the team of doctors who “illegally curated his skin”. (Supposedly: skin curation to S-13 is illegal and not allowed according to the Granki Laws).

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BREAKING: Josh Rosen is having a skin translation on Saturday to curate his skin from S-5 to S-13.

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UPDATE: He will be Kansas City’s 3rd string DT.

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BREAKING: Dem Boys have released QB Ben DiNucci. He plans to sign with the Kansas City Chiefs and convert to DT.

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UPDATE: Q.U. Splangerspoop has signed a 13-day contract with the European Sams. A quite controversial signing.

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RUMOR: Anthony Parindalla, profound medical chief for the Bazookas, has reportedly snapped their starting ceric, Johnadillatonigron Smith’s, heart. He is expected to make a full recovery.

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BREAKING: Jank Jankus is being traded to the Milwaukee Pigeons, best known for murdering his brother, Quanky Jankus. He has been traded for a 14th round pick and a saucepan.

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BREAKING: Plantus-Arcega-Whiteshide’s wife, Cleratus Fralp, has been charged with illegal boycotting of candy. She will be charged with 16 seconds in prison, as a result.

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RUMOR: Zaza Pachulia is expected to download @discord by next week, per widely-popular coach Adamant Gaseous.

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BREAKING: Dr. Scott D. Pinto has filed for claims of rape, reportedly done by Susan Holmes.

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@drealcharlie9 @SenorBobbert @StazJoshua @zerohedge @DCCheerleaders @3on3FreeStyle @Kolocov2 @Koloco_ @EmmettTill @GoMocsFB @FoxNews @_hagonesse_ @AltsExposing @LandonDetective @RandomPerson520 @FaZeApex RUMOR: #3 TE Prospect, Joein (Joe-in) Ellis has reportedly been building a time-travel machine to be redrafted.

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@drealcharlie9 @StazJoshua @SenorBobbert @zerohedge @DCCheerleaders @3on3FreeStyle @Kolocov2 @Koloco_ @EmmettTill @GoMocsFB BREAKING: Zackary B. Blanks has committed to soccer powerhouse Glandon Tribes, of the United Kingdom.

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UPDATE: Fan-favorite Long Snapper, Q.P. Davensporta, is signing with a new agency. That agency, Galapagos, has reportedly signed big names in recent years, which include Julius Martiń, Rigoberto Sancheż, and Miguel Magusrie.

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@StazJoshua Thank you for the feedback.

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BREAKING: Transgression movements have caused Uzi LG Matthias Infeontert to retire. The Uzi are resigning LG Joseph Pete, who they cut last season.

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BREAKING: Bantanio Clown has signed with the Miami Dolphins, an XFL team, on a fully guaranteed $5K contract deal.

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BREAKING: Josh Rosen is having a skin translation on Saturday to curate his skin from S-5 to S-13.

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Congrats!

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BREAKING: @pappy_sir, known as Joel Parton to some folks, has been signed as the first known Malaysian security guards in the NAF.

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RUMOR: There has been a large amount of consideration that A’monte Adams will be traded to the St. Louis Salamanders in return for Richard Amads.

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BREAKING: Anthony Tortellini, Kicker for the San Antonio Tigers, has signed a 6 year, $218 million contract, with $37 million guaranteed.