Brian Sanderson

Michigan State Alum | 7x Deans List | “The Face of Michigan State” | Spencer Torkelson’s Biggest Fan | Satire

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@TorkIsKing @noah_2106 I’m the leader of Tork’s Fan Club and you’re just a fake me, loser.

[noah @noah_2106]

strong start to the kyle whittingham era in ann arbor 👀

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@TXTeachersPet @brodysheetzESPN @Hayesfawcett3 @Rivals @gideongash @JoeyMcGuireTTU @jkbtjc_53 @TankManBeast @KavianBryant27 @JulianCaldwell_ @Jhadynnelson1 @CoachRGreene @CoachMcBath 4.1 billion on a random Tuesday in January. Don’t try to talk money with us.

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@brodysheetzESPN A true jets board would just be fumble, 3 and out, and interception holes

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

Dwight Yoakam Saturday night.

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@CBSBrenton Close the yearbook, pal

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@tradingaddicts can you please weigh in on the Lego scandal happening in American Fork?

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@MichaelToro340 Saying this after buying a checkmark is truly embarrassing

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@MichaelToro340 Your first time ever finding that…

[Tigers Data @TigersData]

Tigers’ Pinch Hitters are 11/74 (.149) this season.

The average leverage of those at bats rank 2nd highest in the MLB #DNMW

[Underrated Comment @jdfergus]

@TigersData As mentioned by 97.1 today:

Alex Bregman
Ronald Acuna
Kazuma Okamoto
Cal Raleigh
Bo Bichette
Pete Crow-Armstrong
Austin Riley
Jackson Merill
Jose Altuve
Matt Chapman
Manny Machado

All have a lower OPS this year than Torkelson

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@MichaelToro340 Rare Toro good tweet

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@HustinJerbert69 He’ll gouge all of your programs, sign a 2x pay bump for himself and do nothing more than create a new slogan for your school that no one uses.

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

No drama.
No allegations.
No scandals.
Just some damn good ideas.

#ElectSheetz #BrodyforBoT

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

My boy just Irish goodbyed me in his own home…

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@Humphri06781687 hit his ball at me after saying “next time I’ll just hit it harder so it hits him and gets a stroke”

[Humphri @Humphri06781687]

@CBSSanderson hit my ball while walking through middle on 16 in a crucial moment that left me a stroke behind the money #pissed #bullshit

[Brian Sanderson @CBSSanderson]

@CanadianYinzer Went with @CBSBrenton and got the same thing the morning after getting the habanero burger from Jack Brown’s. He can attest, you will not survive.