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All the greatest shows you wished were coming to CBS This Fall. Not affiliated with the actual CBS obviously, dummies. Oh and if you're offended, it worked!

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Clever pun @NoHardFeelings. Very original. #NoHardFeelings

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She's a recently divorced dental hygienist. He's a paraplegic. Together they discover that there is more than one way to make love. Craig T. Nelson stars in "No Hard Feelings" CBS This Fall.

#CBSThisFall #TV #Television #CraigTNelson

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I look away for a short 12 months and find out that CBS is still up to the same shit.

THIS IS REAL.

#SoHelpMeTodd

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He’s the former governor of NY. They were women who were going to get rubbed up on whether they wanted it or not. They did not. Adrien Zmed, in his most touching role ever dazzles in a real hands-on performance as Andrew Cuomo in “Hey, I’m Italian!“ CBS This August! #AndrewCuomo

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I couldn't think of a joke other than the title. And I know it's an NBC Show - but what the absolute fuck?

#LawAndOrder #CapitolBuilding

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@Jason_Attleboro @JonFromScranton I am not a crook.

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@Jason_Attleboro @JonFromScranton Sundays are my yoga days.

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He’s a BBQ pitmaster lonely in love. She’s 95 years old and looking to spice things up after Fred’s death. Together they learn how to create enough friction to start a goddamn campfire. Angela Lansbury finally gushes back to network television in "Dry Rub" - CBS This Spring.

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He’s a BBQ pitmaster lonely in love. She’s 95 years old and looking to spice things up after Fred’s death. Together they learn how to create enough friction to start a goddamn campfire. Angela Lansbury finally gushes back to network television in "Dry Rub" - CBS This Spring.

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She’s a high school junior who loves going for walks. He’s a van owner living off disability checks. Together they make the evening news AND answer the age old question, "Did I soundproof the basement enough?" David Faustino abducts our hearts in "Taking Molly" CBS next year!

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@realDonaldTrump I think it's "Pole Watchers"

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He’s a creep who gets off watching others. His creepy friends do too. Together they rub their small weapons and try to make eye contact to show they’re cool and tough. Patrick Dempsey stands back and stands by, dollar bill in hand, in Pole Watchers, CBS Next Week #Election2020

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He’s the future former President of the United States and he needs a new place to live! Generations to come will all ask the same question: Wait, really? Him? WWE Hall of Famer and future NewsMax host @realDonaldTrump has been EVICTED. CBS This January. #Election2020 #YoureFired

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He’s the future former President of the United States and he needs a new place to live! Generations to come will all ask the same question: Wait, really? Him? WWE Hall of Famer and future NewsMax host @realDonaldTrump has been EVICTED. CBS This January. #Election2020 #YoureFired

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He’s a creep who gets off watching others. His creepy friends do too. Together they rub their small weapons and try to make eye contact to show they’re cool and tough. Patrick Dempsey stands back and stands by, dollar bill in hand, in Pole Watchers, CBS Next Week #Election2020

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He’s a creep who gets off watching others. His creepy friends do too. Together they rub their small weapons and try to make eye contact to show they’re cool and tough. Patrick Dempsey stands back and stands by, dollar bill in hand, in Pole Watchers, CBS Next Week #Election2020

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@Staciesphone Those were the days, Phone. Those were the days.

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I did it first #BPositive

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She’s a newspaper reporter unlucky in love. He has full blown AIDS. Together they discover that some things - are worth acquiring. Jake Busey stars in Monday’s #1 new comedy, "Mr. Positive" CBS This Fall

#CBSThisFall #TV #Television @thejakebusey

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Cantidad > Calidad

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¿Tu mundito sería distinto sin Sheldon Cooper? En un anuncio reciente la cadena @CBSshowpitches se anunció que "Young Sheldon" y otros 10 shows de la cadena se renovarán en un extraño esfuerzo post COVID-19. https://t.co/rIkBbeLjA4

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Fear not America, all our mediocre shows will be back soon!

World = Saved.

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She's a former reporter currently banging the President's son. The creepier one. And now she's - I don't know - you saw it. "What the Fuck Was That?" - a new - something - starring #KimberlyGuilfoyle screeches into to CBS This Fall?

#RNCConvention2020

(I'm a little rusty.)

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She's a former reporter currently banging the President's son. The creepier one. And now she's - I don't know - you saw it. "What the Fuck Was That?" - a new - something - starring #KimberlyGuilfoyle screeches into to CBS This Fall?

#RNCConvention2020

(I'm a little rusty.)