@DVSA_HelpMe I sent an email 1 month ago. I should have had some sort of response. My test was cancelled before lockdown even started . So, my question is, are you totally blind?
I go online, having APREADY PAID and have sent 4 emails, not received a single reply, I then go online to see I have to rebook an entirely new test after already paying. And THEN you want me to wait until NOVEMBER?! @DVSAgovuk you are useless. I expect a response. @
@Hermesparcels A woman called Marge from a parcel shop in Newcastle is more useful than your entire website. Been trying to find my laptop for a week now and you've helped me bugger all. Cheers.
I see these masterclass things pop up all the time, but after watching After Life @rickygervais just show them how it's done! And think in this time of trouble we all need a little Karl cartoon in our lives seeing over us.
Having a conversation with mum that sounds like a prison show when it took a turn.
Mum: What's the thing you miss most about the outside?
Me: seeing friends, making work etc. You?
Mum: I miss going to charity shops.
I think in all this Covid-19 malarkey the thing we're going to realise late on is the binmen. Once they're all in self-isolation we're fucked. #prayforthebinmen
Learnt last night that in ancient Rome there was a job known as a whisperer. These people would be there when a general or emperor was being celebrated; their job was to whisper into their ears 'you are not a God ' I say #bringbackwhisperers
Life as an actor:
I went to the doctor's today.
He asked, 'what's on the cards for you now?'
I said that I'm at home at the moment, to which he said ' you can doss about '.
I'm going to take that as a medical diagnosis.