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They Call me “Old fart” but at least old can still fart. Old enough to be ur great grandpap

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@joeimel @wildlifebg spotted 2 does in my backyard I’ve been ready for deer season to come back. I may make an early appearance @joeimel

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@joeimel found a black mamba in the heart of Bentree. I’m not turtle man so I didnt try catching it Joe. Dont let the size fool you this things can kill. Kids, this isn’t a firework, this isn’t Fourth of July anymore, stay out of the grass for now. @joeimel

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View of the day, only way to make this view more beautiful is adding a 12 pack and a double D blonde wearing a cowboy hat #Miami #rack #cantbeatitwithastick

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Just got order from Sgt. Beer. He said start drinking me. Admiral cigarette said I have to start smoking too.

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Thought i was looking at 5 black bald heads

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@Shannon31372244 since u crap talked a post of mine let’s debate u lazy sack of psycho

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Had an awesome day at the course with the guys! Too bad I didn’t win the 100k prize @brysondech @GrantHorvatGolf . @joeimel play me.

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@Shannon31372244 I don’t belive in what your preaching over “X”. Let’s debate right now.

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I personally taught my grandson, the black and neon shirt, how to fight. After my fellas in section B room 06 sent me this video I’ve decided I want him to be an ice agent. @realDonaldTrump can we certify him as one and give him his ice vest?

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Men and Women of Bowling Green Kentucky. I have an announcement, from here on out report crashes and everything above to me now, @joeimel is to much of a liability to run this town, I have a perfect record and have installed many things to keep control of crime and crashes.

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@joeimel someone left the burner on in #bentree. Bad fire, my buddy shamus alerted me about it and took caution approaching the house, he helped walk the family of four out of the house, put some respect on his name. Everyone is fine!

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@joeimel ambylances turning off of Fairview liquors avenue. Anything happening near the briarwood area or Bentree area???

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@joeimel gnomes from goosebumps came into my yard earlier in the day and tried attacking my pup. My dog, AKA- Groper started barking and chasing them scaring them away. This was in bentree and I don’t know what to do about it. Any tips? People of Bentree stay calm Joe is here!

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@joeimel found this little bastard hog lurking around my step uncles front door, tried to get in there and get him some bunyons from the bacon we got in there cookin country styled, all jokes aside we need the pest control alien from men in black here asap #lmao

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@RhondaNichola12 @joeimel Repeat that again please

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@joeimel smoking a stogy for u tonight my man, let’s roll Into 2024 in a bad way so it can only get better my man, love you man and love what you do for us ma man

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@maximusodom68 @bgshitball32704 @BgBadBoyz @jake @Grayson Tell em Maximus

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@bgshitball32704 @BgBadBoyz @jake @Grayson You a girl ain’t u, get yo female ass back stank

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@joeimel #gotmykeysback think i lost them when i was fighting off that mountain lion to protect my buddies, couple scratches nothing to serious, the young ones like to say i stood on business #whateverthatmeans