CBesh 2: The Offseason is long and sucks

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@3YearLetterman Coach we gotta teach'em young, so this is my nephew at the UConn/Nova game tonight:

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@barstoolsports @mantrain88

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Jalen Fucking Brunson
Josh Fucking Hart
The New York Fucking Knicks

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1999

[John Fanta @John_Fanta]

Fill in the blank: This is the most excited you have been for the NBA Finals since ________.

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@DalyDoseOfHoops @junglehusky Blocked him forever ago along with Goodman. My timeline has been clean as can be ever since.

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Yea, he's gonna kill it at BC.

[BC Men's Basketball @BCMBB]

The Journey Begins 🦅

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@DaigMuse You have SGA, shut all the fuckin way up and hold your L

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Can confirm that Steph Castle has a one track mind, and it's

[UConn Football Scoops @uconnfbscoops]

“Stephon Castle is just Danny Hurley in basketball player form” - @BarstoolBigCat

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@barstoolsports @MisterHotBalls I'm about to have the most boomer moment of my life...

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@Postradamus4 That game was so electric to be at, holy shit the roof came off of XL that night.

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@NCAABuzzerBters He also traveled like 2 different times before that dunk

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Arsenal

[Postradamus @Postradamus4]

“Dan Hurley was officially hired as the head coach of the UConn men's basketball team on March 22, 2018”

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Pope Leo declaring war on AI is hysterical and awesome and I will not be elaborating any further.

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

#AI can be a valuable tool and, at the same time, it calls for a measured and vigilant approach. The speed and simplicity with which practical assistance can be accessed undoubtedly makes life easier. Yet they can also encourage excessive reliance and the search for ready-made answers, and weaken personal creativity and judgment. #MagnificaHumanitas

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@WhiteHouse @elonmusk @mantrain88 no fucking way this is real...

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@DalyDoseOfHoops Jaden, I too, would very much like to know HOW THE FUCK THAT HAPPENED 11 FUCKING TIMES?!?!
@HuskyTracks11 @_RyanMatthews

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@HurleyMania It's happening and I still feel like I'm gonna wake up any minute.

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One of the best bits ever is that J.K. has just never relented on the wall crawling menace.

[J. Jonah Jameson @JustthefactsJJ]

Time I address the elephant in the room…..There I was, trying to enjoy a Mets game like a normal American. And who shows up sitting behind me? THAT WALL-CRAWLING MENACE! And what is he doing? Save the city? OH NO!!! SITTING IN PREMIUM SEATS PROBABLY PAID FOR BY MY TAX DOLLARS!!!

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It is a special kind of pain to see James Breeding doing a UConn game. It was the 7th circle of hell when he did the National Championship.

[Danny Goodwin @dannywgoodwin]

Basketball's the only sport where people care who the ref is. No football fan is like "Ron Torbert's on the call tonight? We are FUCKED"

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

4 years before Jalen Brunson arrived:
• No Playoffs
• No Playoffs
• 1st Round L
• No Playoffs

4 years since Jalen Brunson arrived:
• East Semis
• East Semis
• East Finals
• NBA Finals

He’s Top 3 in Knicks history.
It’s not even debatable at this point.

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@mantrain88 We've been waiting for this Sidetalk episode since ST was even a thing. It did not disappoint

[Sidetalk @sidetalknyc]

Knicks Advance to the Finals