Carmina Biryana

@CBiryana

Not the pole dancer

Joined March 2019

11 Following

4 Followers

9 Posts

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Pro-tip: If the thought of wearing granny pants makes you feel old: 1) STOP GIVING A FUCK 2) M&S sell them in black lace

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Do I love conspiracy theories or is that just what I want you to think #ThursdayThoughts

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Happy #Fakenews Day!

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Is there a way to turn the automated volume warning off on my Bluetooth earphones if the song is really good?

0

0

0

0

0

Who to follow

@Heartofantigone

Writer-Director & Creative Director, female gaze dramedy queen

E8/B15. Like good food, beer and science. West Brom are my team. Bao is my dog

Queen Camilla Parker- Lols

Comedy/ performing/ content/ will sell my soul for exposure. Expert hug giver. Whimsical as fuck. Socialism Now. EDINBURGH SHOW 16:55 AT THE YURTS GET TICKETS

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Is it a small world, or is it nepotism?

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Worried that Uri Geller might not have the spoons to stop Brexit.

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

The most valuable person in a threesome is the one who volunteers to make everyone tea afterwards #WednesdayWisdom #milkandsugar

0

0

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Tricked all these commuters into thinking I've got my shit together by wearing running shoes to work. Fools! I have 0 high heels under my desk #suckers

0

1

0

0

0

Carmina Biryana @CBiryana

over 7 years ago

Wondering if the first person to ever brush their teeth realised how much it would catch on eventually #TuesdayThoughts

0

0

1

0

0

Last Seen Users on Sotwe

Trends for you

Most Popular Users