CBo_Moravy

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[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

Oh, you’re a mom?? Show me 5 apples from your fridge w one bite in them

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

This has never been more helpful for me. Hope you can use it too

[Jessica Dore @thejessicadore]

Today’s card. There’s a tool in the treatment of mood disorders where you literally create a pleasant events calendar to counter the sense that life is dull drudgery & doldrums. We can all do this: Schedule leisure. Schedule pleasure. Schedule ease, laughter, delight. & Show up.

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@OneOfThePats @MattRogersTho @LasCulturistas Glad I’m not the only one who enjoyed this without any hint of irony

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

Your babies aren’t real people until you can catch each other’s yawns.

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@Huggies putting a character named Woody on the front of your boy’s pull ups was... a choice

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@heyitsami WHO WRITES THEM?!

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

Oh you’re a mom?? Name your top 5 battery powered talking car songs

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@lzgiannini @Metallica Haha Leif and I used to wake up the scallywags crashing at our house on game days w For Whom The Bell Tolls
Love a kid who can rage some Metallica

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@benmekler Well everything works eventually. Godspeed🙌🏽

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@DBerko @GeorgeTakei It’s the same reason people who are insecure about their looks make fun of people who put effort into their appearance. The reason ignorant people mock ‘elites’. People who hate themselves hate people w the freedom to be who they are even more

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@MariahWoelfel @WBEZ Two electric indoor/outdoor heaters that will move to the garage when winter closes the patio. Then we open the garage door and party like high schoolers

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

This is how we named our children

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

Ok I’m stoned but this seems like a good idea: what if there was an app that both you and your partner have where you both swipe right or left on movies that are on your streaming services and when you find a match it lets you know

[Michael Harrison Berg @michaelhberg_]

I have ONE will-buy ticket available for next Friday night’s sold out show At The Drive Inn w/ Jeff Tweedy [ @Wilco ] - DM or comment if you want it.

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

-since Serena became a mom she has not won a major
Dude you mean since her hiatus from professional tennis, which is way more relevant to her break from winning than her motherhood
Super lame, @cbfowler

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

My 90s alt rock cover band is called Egregious Potbolly

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

We don’t do religion in my house but you should really hear the way my husband talks about daft punk to the kids

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@IowaRob Haha you are the exception.
Every once in awhile I think of the dairy farmers of America handshake you taught me

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

Omg every person I’ve ever spoken to after 3am

[ExHOEdia The Hoebliterator @pastrykream]

People will say "we're not meant to drink cow milk!!!" and then....... do coke!!!!

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@NicholasGerlach Imagine doing all that and then your baby grows up to be gender non-conforming, further casting the entire ordeal solidly into the pile of stupid shit that is somehow simultaneously antiquated and a recent invention begot by vapid social media consumption

[CBo_Moravy @CBo_CHI]

@staciabarbosa That hair is unreal. Teach me your ways