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Too weird to live, too rare to die.
Baltimore native, grease-monkey, football enthusiast. I sleep in a drawer.

[brent @murrman5]

[wife lying to her mom on phone] no he doesnt practice stand up anymore
[me in basement walkin back n forth] people be lookin like they dogs

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@Timcast Bought and sold. Your word no longer means shit bud.

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@acnewsitics Those boys will grow up to make some women very unhappy one day.

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@SenMikeLee Surprised you found time away from kissing Trump's ring to post this. Unless he bid you to.

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@DMRussini For a 5th? Hard time believing other wouldn't have given up more.

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@meiselasb Death. Taxes. And Trump lying.

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

you should be able to vote on who the next president will be. they could make a whole big contest out of it. come on, you gotta admit that would be fun

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@ZachMcCraw4 @NewEraZach Rex Ryan. Kidding... kinda

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@NewEraZach I'm here for it

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@HoodieRamey Orr ain't cutting it. I don't know if making a change is feasible, but I'm definitely not used to the defense being the liability.

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@DMRussini Give me a good 'ol trusty fax machine. Never let anyone down before. Except that one time...

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@SchottHappens Mike Lee continuing to only serve himself. Pathetic.

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@FantasyFlurry Rushing your rookie RB back to play in a lost season doesn't seem like the smartest idea. Especially when Hubbard is doing just fine.

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@KUTV2News Is it legal? Sure. Are you a weirdo if you feel the need to walk around public with a rifle? Most people think so...

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@TrumpDailyPosts Tell me you know nothing about tariffs without saying "I know nothing about tariffs".

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@jillnochill You cute.

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@LJTranslator How is Keatons's pass protection? I imagine with his size it couldn't be better than Hill's. That's why I agree that Hill will out-snap Mitchell.

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@KamalaHQ It's virtual, he wouldn't even have to wear pants. Poor guy must be so sleepy...

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@jpweeb @theliamnissan And they never will with that attitude.

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@GravityWhimsy They went from "show us his birth certificate" to "show us proof of her employment at McDonalds". It tells you a lot about how desperate they've gotten.