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babies run like naruto

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hickory dickory daiquiri

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Catch me gumming the Kraft singles cheese bag

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Heavy is the hand that holds the crayon.

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Had a dream where Kristen Stewart sold me a beer and a shot

[thebe kgositsile @earlxsweat]

they playin 1234 by feist in the airport rn im finna take a shot

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What’s the point of making hard milk if it’s only 2% alcohol

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Clearly been too long since I’ve been to a concert cause im looking up phish tickets

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Being an adult failson isn’t all bad. My moms out of town so I’m blasting carti while making mashed potatoes. This is cool

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I don’t want a relationship for love. I just need someone to tell me to start dinner at a reasonable fucking time. Why the fuck am I starting a bolognese at 8:30pm. There’s a non-zero chance I’m actually making breakfast

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My man just called prosciutto “meat by the foot”

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Stomach sounding like the opening of Time to Pretend by MGMT

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love getting disambiguated

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love waking up to a “your post violated our community standards”

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

pro tip: you can exorcise fruits and vegetables from the supermarket before purchasing them. if they house demons or negative entities, those entities have weight. when they leave, the weight of the fruit will decrease by .1 - .3 lbs. i have saved hundreds of dollars this way.

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@funwithjun this rules

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@LandsharkRides damn guess I’m Saturnian 🤔

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@littleoldmead where is the faucet wtf

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getting banned on yikyak again any% speedrun

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spending two hours on the rpg character creation menu except it’s the papa johns menu

[i am meme @mybandowen]

All of these soccer players have dumb enough haircuts and cry enough to be in any of my bands