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Gus Johnson just made a "stroking it" reference. Haha anyone else remember that @CBrandNews article when that was Jordan's phrase? #IUBB

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"Al Gore intensely frustrated by CNN's electoral college discussion: http://t.co/4WcnZMJx" #CBNElection #Satire

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"Last-minute change: Romney to run as Democrat!" http://t.co/D1n1lyNC #CBNElection #Satire

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BREAKING: Shady teenagers accused of underage voting. http://t.co/hklGT9zx #CBNElection

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"Republican Party declares victory, claims there is no reason for Democrats to vote today:" http://t.co/WQCFwUTd

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"President Obama reportedly worried about something." http://t.co/ytnl2oH5 #CBNElection

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"Mitt Romney seen giving best Halloween candy to rich kids." http://t.co/jZxgZxnj #CBNElection #CBNHalloween

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"Adult Alternative the Vote" campaign fails to attract new voters: http://t.co/NXXLPVIk

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Fashion major claims the baggy-eyed, pale-face look is good for midterm season! #CBN

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Music fans boldly call the Beatles "great." http://t.co/yVLGjAzp

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STORY: Tardy classmate somehow found time for Starbucks: http://t.co/4yVKIZdZ

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Look for #CBN in tomorrow's issue of @idsnews!

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Bloomington Police Department wants to tell you something, but you have to promise not to get upset: http://t.co/6uOwTD6e

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Political guy on your floor is at it again: http://t.co/vmufhKvF

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Briscoe freshman buys pack of cigarettes, "isn't a real smoker." http://t.co/bNaHwow9

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Smash Mouth, Lou Bega headline "NostalgiaFest" concert in tailgate fields: http://t.co/ehUG7ijI

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Sophomore named "Jimmy John" lives a constant hell, area sources report.

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STUDY: 80 percent of students giving up on semester after first round of finals.

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Kevin Wilson, IU football coach, seen ventilating heavily into paper bag after team's 2-0 start. #CBNSports

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REPORT: Yet another 23-year-old business student with PhD goals walks into traffic without looking. #CBN