Just had a physical at the hospital, he told me “lower your underwear and lift up your penis” and I told him “I’m sorry doctor, but I’m not attracted to you”, he left,;;
I am here to provide suffice bad taeks for the folks, since @CDCarter13 is currently tilting in the bad place, where his wife marries Brady, to truly own him, taking his children and making them into pats zombies
@gregsauce@CDCarter13 I was born to young parents and a decade ahead of anyone born among their friends. I spent many a Friday night listening to Rumours while they partied. I would go to school and sing Second Hand News for the fokls. Very popular on the bus.
The roger stone indictment is proof that America is a corrupt fantasy. But next week is the super bowl. So I guess the revolution will have to wait for now
Machines have destroyed man’s humanity, taken him away from the soil, robbed him of his natural art. Turned him into an insensitive robot 🤖 @CDCarter13
I was gonna say something outrageous about Kirk Cousins' contract but I don't want anyone from Soccer Twitter storming in to tell me that the lowest paid soccer players make $90 million a year.