Country Club Curmudgeon

The 'Mudge brings club & golf commentary laced with sarcasm, ascerbic wit, caustic humor & HEAT 🔥🧨. Militant walker. Persimmon & Blades. #shrinkthegame

[Country Club Curmudgeon @CCCurmudge]

@EdKrassen Your parents had you, didn't they? You fuckin' retard...

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@fred_guttenberg @HunterBiden He's a crackhead. He won't make it without showing he's a pederast.

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@MidwestGolfJake @iamdiesel18 He needs to take some time off. The 'Mudge has never liked Scotty - always thought he was a snotty shit.

But he needs to take some time off. His caddie should tell him to eff off...

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@mmpadellan Pelosi is a twat. Just like you.

Hey - didn't you offer to sell your kids, fuckface?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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@dianeeldredge99 Nope. Pelley was a partisan pussy. Fuck off, Diane...

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@JosinaAnderson Who the fuck are you to talk about "principles of journalism"?

You're a fucking idiot! LOL!!!

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@NovajohnsX07 Pelley was a partisan hack. Shut the fuck up.

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@Mappy6984 The 'Mudge says the dude with the camera is a total dickhead and douchecanoe. It's a round of golf and you made fun of a dude who probably didn't want to be filmed.

The 'Mudge woulda put a dent in his forehead.

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@swaggolfco The 'Mudge has completed #1. Twice.
The 'Mudge has completed #2, albeit only one of "el hosel" and it wasn't his favorite tour player, but a tour player nonetheless. Did come close to hitting him, though.

Is there a third option?

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@GovTimWalz Enjoy your freedom while you can. I see an orange jump suit in your future...

[Country Club Curmudgeon @CCCurmudge]

@Golfingbrock Jesus Christ who buys your shirts for you? And from where?

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@eighteenholes18 @DylanRSkidmore @NUCLRGOLF By the rules, this is holed. You are misinterpreting what "embedded in the side of the hole" means.

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@eywgolf70 @BryanTweed16 @DevilsTowerGolf Looks nice. Short season?

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@MidwestGolfJake @LouStagner Jack is a good man, and a great golfer.

But his designs are poor, generally speaking.

[Country Club Curmudgeon @CCCurmudge]

@MidwestGolfJake @LouStagner Too many fairway bunkers in the center of the fairway where the ball rolls toward them. He penalizes those choosing to lay up and play percentages by creating narrower driving areas and poorer angles of approach.

Not to mention the endless number & bottomless greenside bunkers.

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@KeithOlbermann @elonmusk Shut up, Keith.

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@BryanTweed16 Hard to beat golf in eastern PA. Merion, Rolling Green, Philly Cricket, Aronimink...

And the private clubs for the country club golfer are great, too.

[Country Club Curmudgeon @CCCurmudge]

@ShooterMcGavin ...and then he went to Perkins to find himself a waitress...

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@ReillyRick Shutup, Rick.

Why don't you go blow your buddy Olbermann and leave us alone?

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@Jazz1030842 @andrewtavani Or being a completely unhinged douchebag.

That's Scott Pelley in a nutshell.