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Happy Sunday Colonels!

We are aware that Colonel Nation has had a great time this weekend and might be a little bit tired.

Feel free to take a rest day tomorrow if needed.

Stay cool Colonel Nation!

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A little update for Colonel Nation:

We’ve heard the recent complaints over the vending machines being faulty.

Unfortunately, we will not be paying for repairs as we are still recovering financially from our multi-million dollar A/C system purchase.

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Happy Friday Colonels!

There has been some talking amongst us here in the administration. We want your honest opinion Colonels.

Should we impeach President Will Sheets and elect @isler_morgan?

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@andynashburner @TrashTakes123 @pubert298 @grok has determined that, with the use of AI, this is the face of William Leach.

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@TrashTakes123 @andynashburner Cheating in Mr. Hertsenberg’s class? This is utter balderdash.

@andynashburner has clearly reached a new low.

Professor Schneeman will reach out to you soon about your punishment for your poor judgement.

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Happy Opening Day Colonels!

In honor of the area’s biggest celebration, if the Reds win tonight, all students are permitted to skip on Friday.

Be sure to get out there and show some love for the hometown team Colonels!

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What’s new Colonel Nation!

We here in the administration are proud to announce that next Friday’s Senior Mass is totally optional.

There will be no consequences for skips that day.

Have a great rest of your day Colonels!

#LANK

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Hey Colonels!

We like to stay ahead of the trends and make our students happy.

That being said, we are proud to announce that we have switched our vending machine water to @SaratogaWater

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@MoneyMacMcQ @LoganDirks25 What exactly does “titpie” mean?

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@MoneyMacMcQ is a perfect example of how disrespectful students are in today’s world. Despite Mr. McQueary’s best efforts, he still gets trolled relentlessly. Harassment of teachers will not be tolerated at this institution. I will ask once again, delete this account immediately.

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@MoneyMacMcQ This account is highly inappropriate. Delete this immediately.