Claire Collins

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[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

That lil pepper in the Papa Johns box needs to know how imp he is

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

Sometimes I forget to look at the road only for like 2 min tho

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

When you thought BDS couldn’t get any better 👏🏼👏🏼

[Alabama Athletics @UA_Athletics]

Chick-fil-A Chicken Sandwiches will be the newest addition to @AlabamaFTBL game days in Bryant-Denny Stadium this season! #RollTide

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

so does this mean i have to change my @??? rip CCLJB my mans is married @justinbieber

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

Drive thrus that get your order right are so important

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

McDonald’s told me to pull up and wait on my hashbrown you know I sat there for 10 min waiting lol fatty

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

But actually me every time this comes on https://t.co/gY3X1xDBBq

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

@mallloryyym_ I kno but like all the cars ran the red light and it’s too late

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

You pull out too far in the left turning lane and don’t make the green light so you gotta throw it in reverse and slowly back up and everyone’s watching it’s so embarrassing ugh

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

Imagine taking a funny/once in a lifetime snap and the pos app not blacking out

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

1000 yr old soaked engine in the trunk of the car and it’s still starting 😂😂 https://t.co/wsBb6x5Dzb

[Brendan Tokarski @btredwing98]

The Fine AF 1999 Toyota Corolla, wasn’t going to put this on twitter but the guy took it off of Craig’s list so I felt the need to keep the story alive😂

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

Someone give me an excuse to dress up as yodel boy #daaaAaaAdy

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

@mallloryyym_ Rude

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

I’m so nosy when my mom talking quiet on the phone. I’m standing at the top of the stairs straining my ears trying not to breathe lmao shh

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

I’m grown as hayel

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

“Last name?” https://t.co/CG7foAMcty

[Jojo @middleglard]

I love my pharmacist

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

@justinbieber will you go to my jr/sr formal with me? It’s college btw so completely legal

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

the amount of time i spend browsing amazon.....help

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

When your bank does that cute lil -$35.00 NSF charge when you overdraw by $0.18 shoutout @bbva y’all ever been broke in college

[Claire Collins @CCLJB]

2 hours later: “sorry we had a come to Jesus meeting w my fam”