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Briefing: For the rest of the day the line is "Dom has spoken, that is all". Now fucking get out there and stick to it, eh lads?

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Alright lads, nothing else for it - let's put Dom onstage so he can tell the Nation directly to go fuck itself #ClassicDom #StaySafe

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What exactly *is* a "galloping shitweasel"? Asking for a Tory backbencher

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Well I think the press conference went pretty well, eh lads? Lads?

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This has just been tweeted from the UK Civil Service account.

This is the craziest political weekend for a long time.

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Oh COME ON! It would be Collins wouldn't it. Hold the line man!

[Damian Collins @DamianCollins]

Dominic Cummings has a track record of believing that the rules don’t apply to him and treating the scrutiny that should come to anyone in a position of authority with contempt. The government would be better without him.

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Alright lads, let's keep it tight this morning. Nobody talk to the fucking Mirror. Kuenssberg, you take point. Everyone else remember - whatever you did, Dom's got photos.

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Can someone track and trace Boris please? He seems to have fallen off the fucking radar again

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@campbellclaret "I would drive 500 miles and I would drive 500 more...." by The Disclaimers #prayforDom

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Oh for FUCKS sake

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Flash: Lads, altogether now "Dom looked after his family and followed the guidelines. End of story". Do it now. That should fucking sort it. #Durham #saveDom #prayforDom

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Breaking: Lads! She's only gone and dug up a second trip. Are there any unstable Middle East warzones we can tip over the edge? #deadcat #classicdom #durham

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@paulwaugh Update: Lads, they're not going for it. Can we get Corbyn back to draw some fire?

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@Independent #ClassicDom

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Hold the line, lads. Hold the line

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@BBCBreaking OK lads. Here we go! Let Operation "Foam Party" commence

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

PM aide Dominic Cummings defends a trip away from home during lockdown, saying he “behaved reasonably and legally” https://t.co/iszZ8kbouO

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@montie Et tu, Montie?

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Whatever happens, don't let Dom anywhere near.... Oh fucksake, never mind.

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Get Sunak out on the doorstep someone, we need to dial this thing up a notch.

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Do what you're told you lot or we'll unleash the Kuenssberg on you.