Absolutely No One

This is hell

[Absolutely No One @CCaliengue]

@netflix @JaredLeto Can’t wait to Netflix and chill with this movie on the background and whisper on the other person’s ear “It’s Morbin time” just as I’m about to cum

[Rolls Reus @D9N9ABI9]

Lowkey I’m bblphobic as fuck

[Absolutely No One @CCaliengue]

A week in Poland and so far the most racism I’ve endured was from an Asian couple, like ok bro you’re not from here either tf??😭

Love the polish tho

[League of Legends // UK, IE & Nordics @LoLUKN]

ENGLAAAANDDDD

[Calem @AtlasCoPMC]

2038 World Cup: "We are expanding the tournament to 256 countries"

Christmas Island vs Planet Viltrum at 4:30 AM in Group B2:

[josh @langranglerr]

It’s insane what living in a rural area will have you fucking

[popsly @popsly_lol]

Clip has me in tears 😭

[AJ @ohwowaj]

rihanna is smart as hell for quitting music on such a high and that’s why ppl remember her as a legend and not katy perry

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

Bisexual women the day before their 25th birthday -

[𝕧𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕝𝕒 𝕃𝕦𝕟𝕖 @vers_laLune]

People really act like sex is complicated. It has like four mechanics. league of legends is complicated. Sex is like playing connect four

[Kir. 🧣🍎|🍓❄ @Kirwithdot]

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[☆lukki☆ @crssroadkill]

i gotta think before i search huh

[jeanne ne sais quoi @MetaReflexive]

Being a substitute teacher is so thankless, yeah man, the sub “snitched” because you made their life a living nightmare for 45 minutes for no reason

[Absolutely No One @CCaliengue]

@TenshiTTV This will always be a “hot take” cause men that have never seen vaginas, fear them and anything related to it.

Like deadass there is nothing “disgusting” about it it’s just human biology

[Absolutely No One @CCaliengue]

@arcfan000 @TenshiTTV Were u dropped on your head as a newborn or did your parents actively play basketball with u as a baby?

[Absolutely No One @CCaliengue]

@ycostadn I know what kind of man you are