Chloe Cardassian

A mediocre Gunbreaker in FFXIV, Zalera Server, Crystal Data Center. | Remember Matthew 21:17 | Proud Tylenol American

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

I can't recall if I ever posted my Gunbreaker glam, so here it is.

The pieces are all dyed Jet Black and Pure White.
Mandervillious Gunblade
Quaintrelle's Hat
Appointed Jacket
Strife Gloves
Collegiate Skirt
No. 2 Type B Boots
Emerald Carbuncle Earring (The most important part)

I call this glam "Tanking is my business"

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Got my PS2 collection started. The Gauntlet is “Seven Sorrows” which is also the title of my sex tape.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

HAHAHAHA…Jeremy, in his “Killdozer” made of Pokemon cards and RC cars, seated on his Walmart toilet throne, screaming “What are the oranges for, chat?!?” As his contraption falls apart around him and he breaks down sobbing as the authorities take him to the mental hospital.

Worst part of all? He never got to use his Coffee Brand Coffee Gingerbread and Pumpkin Spice launchers

[𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐏 悪いバナー 👹𓋹 @Bad_Banner]

The Quartering while watching Killdozer:

"Like, he just wanted to be left alone. This is gonna be me in about a year of people asking me 'what the oranges are for?'"

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

As someone who has worked under similar managers, I can assure you that all you can do is plan an exit and pray you can either get out in time or that the damage doesn’t hit you.

Also follow proper opsec and document per PM standards.

[Legal Mindset @TheLegalMindset]

The fact that Bricks and Mini Figs could have ended this for under $200k USD and avoided all the PR damage pains my corporate counsel core

This case has horrible decision makers on all sides

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@PeterGoron @Bad_Banner Oh, you have no idea how deep this rabbit hole goes.

I asked Grok to estimate what kind of job ol’ Jer would need to keep his house.

Both he and his wife would need to be in the top 1% of earners for the area in highly specialized fields or CEO’s of modest corporations.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Burns had the best Robber Baron gags

[Criminalsimpsons @Criminalsimpson]

Uh sir. I’m afraid all those players have retired and uh…passed on. In fact your right fielder has been dead for 130 years.

[Joker @DSR_Joker]

FFXIV player here.
Short answer: Livid.
Long answer:
The MMO division, of SE (FF14, FF11, and DQ) in 2025 made around 54% of SE's profits, most of that driven by FF14
Endwalker made around 60%+ of company's operating profit between 2021-2022
If FF14 folds, SE is not far behind.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@JoyOfPESI Old Yeller

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@DreamweaverOnX This woman could be a fine mother for the children of a man of equal stature

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

So for anyone interested in this kind of project, I’m “Modernizing” a PS2. Dual Sense Bluetooth controller, HDMI Upscaling, improved cooling, basically have one sweet PS2 that looks great on a modern TV.

If you want to know more, just ask below and I’ll provide as much information as I can.

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@IntellectEmbarg Ok, so that’s equal parts potato and sugar?

[Old Internet @OldInternetFeel]

Brittany Murphy talking about some movies in a Blockbuster Video (2004)

[Silver @SilversMemez]

😂

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

@Templarpilled “Berry Blast Waffles and hot Cheeto wings”

And Kool-aid pineapples? He’s like the diabetes version of riding a line between the perfect high and an overdose.

[Monkeyjunk11 @Monkeyjunk11]

😬

[Chloe Cardassian @CCardassian]

Viva New Vegas Vanilla Plus has an auto installer and it does help a lot with stability

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

It’s part of the fun

[PaulVGKnight @VGKnight_]

😂😂😂

#ForgedinGold | #StanleyCup

[Mersh @NiceGuyMersh]

Nicky Fruit Loops. 😍

[☢️Fallout Films @FilmsFallout]

Accurate af

From overweight survivor