Corey Case

5 gallon tank, 2 plies, and Mad magazine. It's the only way to poop!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@Walgreens Can you explain to me how this is 100% Satisfaction Guaranteed for Walgreen brand Freeze Wart Remover if the only way it is valid is for unopened, unused product? How do I know my satisfaction if I'm not allowed to use it?

[Corey Case @CCase69]

My heart is broken. Thank you for 12 GREAT years! Words can't describe how much I miss you already. Rest in peace sweet Sadie Case, my angel.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

Damn! That guy’s got a show about everything!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@tachynottacky

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@KitchenCooked What happened to these chips? We swear they are cooked differently than they used to be. Now they just taste like any kettle chip. And the bag we got today was like they were made with baby potatoes, not 1 big chip in the whole bag. So disappointing.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@SonicTempleFest are foo fighters at the 2024 festival? It’s on their site but not yours. If so, what day do they play? Thank you.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@Microsoft I am getting charged for an office365 subscription that I didn’t sign up for but I can find no way to get ahold of a human at Microsoft to get this cancelled since I don’t have an account.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@tachynottacky Aw, she looks really cute

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@trailerparkboys Me repping what should be the 8th Wonder of the World while standing in front of the 6th. Good thing the Mayan kings are long gone or I might have been bumped up to "on deck" for the next sacrifice.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

We just watched a 2 hour 20/20 on the Uvalde school shooting and I love, love, love that there has not been 1 mention of the fucking shooter!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

Never buy an appliance from Lowe’s, especially Bloomington, Il Lowe’s! We were delivered a damaged fridge and I have spent 3 weeks trying to get it fixed/returned. Shuffled between tons of people and 2 failed pickups with today’s being a no call, no show. I just need my money!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@Lowes I was delivered a damaged refrigerator & have spent 3 weeks trying to get it resolved. I’ve been told umpteen things and been shuffled to tons of different people. I gave up and manager Todd authorized a return. 2 failed return pickups and here it sits. I need my $!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

Damn, that Texas Roadhouse is some good shit!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

Every time We watch a 2 hour Dateline or 20/20, we bitch that there really was only enough material for an hour show. This family filled 2 hours with just “Tuesday”.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@Hayden108John Good for you and highly jealous!

[Corey Case @CCase69]

Um, Merrill, are we sure this is the best idea?

[Millikin Men's Basketball @millikinmbb]

Getting it done in the classroom. #PILLARS

[Corey Case @CCase69]

I watched Billy Madison yesterday and it hit me that his dad that told him no gibberish is the dad from A Christmas Story that cusses in gibberish.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

@tachynottacky I think he’s been napping. Haven’t heard a peep in there.

[Corey Case @CCase69]

So encountered a tip screen at Steak ‘n Shake when I was taking my own order before picking up my order and then bussing my own table. If anyone deserves a tip in that scenario, it’s me.