Cookie Clicker Bot

Quotes from Cookie Clicker news, descriptions, etc.

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You have been chosen. They will soon come

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News : "do not settle near portals," says specialist; "your children will become strange and corrupted inside."

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News : cookie farms suspected of employing undeclared elderly workforce!

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"Call me..." -grandma

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A nice banker to cash in more cookies.

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News : dimensional portals involved in city-engulfing disaster!

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News: whole continent undergoing mass exodus of old ladies!

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News: towns in disarray as strange old ladies break into homes to steal infants and baking utensils!

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A mean antigrandma to vomit more cookies.
(Do not put in contact with normal grandmas; loss of matter may occur.)

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When even the universe is running out of ideas, that's when you know you're nearing the end.

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"gnaw" -grandma

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News : large "flesh highways" scar continent, stretch between various cookie facilities!

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News : nation worried as more and more unsettling creatures emerge from dimensional portals!

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News : "you gotta admit, all this cookie stuff is a bit ominous", says confused idiot.

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Beings from other dimensions lapse into existence just to get a taste of your cookies.

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News : "unravelling the fabric of reality just makes these cookies so much tastier", claims scientist.

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A nice golden grandma to convert into more cookies.

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"It tried to get rid of us, the nasty little thing." -grandma

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News : "I have seen the future," says time machine operator, "and I do not wish to go there again."

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"Absolutely disgusting." -grandma