Coder CoderDyne

This account shouldn't be necessary, YOU SEE.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

I have found my mission in life - to provide desperately needed companionship to the underserved community of short-haired Japanese girls.

It's a heavy cross to bear, but I'm a humanitarian like that.

[Roger @Roger247_]

Sniper wouldn't use a visible laser.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@ChelieinTX @Gormogons GP ISN'T ALLOWED LENTILS AND CABBAGE, CHELIE.

[Marielle Redclaw @MarieleRedclaw]

The psychopaths consider anything but a perfectly flat chested, cylindrical woman to be goonslip.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@cheesetrader1 @miles_commodore It warms my soul-shaped void.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Because their taste buds aren't as sensitive, so black coffee doesn't taste as bitter as it did when they were younger.

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

Why do so many older people drink their coffee black?

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@gscottoliver I'm just mad I didn't get there first.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@NixAshes Then why did the police give me all those citations last time? 🤔

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@alexthechick WHAT MANNER OF SORECERY IS THIS?!

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@nightowlnomore That can be arranged, Gracie. 😏

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@Jeff_Weimer @alexthechick @AnnieAgar The hair. 😂😂😂

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Apparently @alexthechick gets her own day in Wales.

[Cardiff Council @cardiffcouncil]

Tonight, Cardiff Castle will light up green to mark Dwarfism Awareness Day. 💚

The illumination celebrates diversity and helps raise awareness and understanding of dwarfism. https://t.co/26uce2dzLv

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@sithkhan @zakn As close as most of us will ever get again.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

Also known as @Gormogons GP's theme song.

[The Extreme Music Enthusiast @TheExtremeMusi1]

Around 1500, Hieronymus Bosch painted sheet music on a sinner's bare butt in hell. 500 years later, someone transcribed and performed it. Now you can hear the original butt song from hell.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

This is why we need 20,000 more data centers.

[Yuna Hoshizora @YunaHoshizora20]

I saw this lingerie and thought it was pretty 🥰
How would it look on me?

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[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@historybythpint Oh good, she got that Man Cold I sent her. I was worried it wouldn't arrive in time for her birthday.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@WriteGrlProbs @ShadesOfRani A Man Cold would leave you unconscious before your first sniffle.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

@RealKhaylee Fortunately the floor isn't very far away. 😬

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Jesus how long does it take you guys to eat

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

I took it as half-joking. I often bury a half-truth in a half-joke, and that looked like something I might have said.

As for the rest, I apologize if I overstepped. In my defense, I was on my third glass of wine when I wrote it, which in hindsight was probably not the greatest plan I've ever come up with.

I'll go back in my box now.

[Coder CoderDyne @CCoderDyne]

When did @alexthechick move to Illinois? 🤔

[Pubity @pubity]

An Illinois racoon got so fat that he got stuck in a sewer grate, forcing police to show up and free him.

Images via the Zion Police Department