Connor Baumberger

If you have no goals, you will never be disappointed

[Connor Baumberger @CConnorbaum]

10 seconds is a third of the way to Mars

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[XBOX @XBOX]

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[Connor Baumberger @CConnorbaum]

“I only want to make a drink a coal miner would want. Straight forward. Honest. Something that says, 'I work in a hole.’”

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“I didn’t like the original Star Wars trilogy because of that Hoota the Clown character”-Cara “Do you mean Jaba the Hut”-Me

[Connor Baumberger @CConnorbaum]

Philadelphia is a trash town for garbage people

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“Spoken like a two faced fucking Gemini”

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Patrick Stewart money

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“I drove my car into a fucking lake!”- Michael Scott

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@ThePunisher Could you please brutally kill Foggy, asking for a friend. TIA

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@Marvel Will someone please kill Foggy?

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@Kodi_MKE What game?

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@mckenziellen @CaraMarie_22 https://t.co/iNo4VLJMtw

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“You look like a prostitute for wizards”

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“Walk with dignity, you giant toddler!”

[Los Angeles Chargers @chargers]

GONE IN A FLASH ⚡️⚡️⚡️

#LACvsNE

[one of ur hoes @miliondollameat]

gonna figure out how 2 clone myself so i can punch myself in the face

[Connor Baumberger @CConnorbaum]

"We live in dangerous times, Guardian"

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On this day, 137 years ago, 12 children were sucked into the earth and never heard from again. Happy sinkhole de Mayo!

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When I die, I want to be cremated with my Arnold Schwarzenegger VHS's because I'm a selfish asshole #noarnoldforyou

[Connor Baumberger @CConnorbaum]

"If you need me, I'll be at the hospital bar"