Cognitive Contortions

We are a comedy Podcast, focusing on conspiracy theories, attempting to separate the bits of probable fact, from the inexhaustible amount of conspiracy fiction.

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

#ElectionDay is here folks, get out and #vote here’s our 2020 endorsement, and a link to the full episode to keep you company while you wait to #makeyourvotecount https://t.co/CD58vXMJsM #vote #RockTheVote #JoeBiden #ByeDon #ElectionDay #podcast #podcasting #PodernFamily

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@realDonaldTrump I would like to hear the other lies you spewed between the obvious edits. There’s no way you delivered a coherent speech in one take. Release the @ZachSnyderProd cut! #ReleaseTheSnyderCut #LiarInChief #Disgraceful

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

She makes some good points 😂😂😂

[blaire erskine @blaireerskine]

the wife of trump’s ghost hunter voter fraud witness just said he’s a “technically a first responder”

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@realDonaldTrump Lol, “Detroit (more votes than people!)” - that took like thirty seconds to debunk... if you’re going to undermine our fucking democracy, at least try like, a little... #Moron #DiaperDonald #BidenHarris2020 #WillYouShutUpMan

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@realDonaldTrump Will you shut up man! #JoeBidenKamalaHarris2020 #ShutUpMan

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@realDonaldTrump @newsmax Did y’all spring for the sweat resistant hair dye this time ooooor? #RudyGiuliani #RudyMeltdown

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Well... three weeks later, here’s an extra long episode from the night after #Election2020 We talk about everything, #Trump #BidensAmerica #Abortion #ElectoralCollege #Drugwar - Everything! Instead of your family this year, join us for #Thanksgiving2020 https://t.co/uK4coPgcuS

[Dustin Kensrue @dustinkensrue]

His face after 😂

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@ciaranokeeffe Fantastic! 😂

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Here’s our #Halloween2020 special! This year we talk about #witches the #Inquisition and #poop ... sorry in advance. We also talk about how and why the church hunted #women for centuries. Here’s a clip and a link to the full episode. Happy Halloween! https://t.co/UHymIajxSu

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

New episode available now! This week we talk about psychedelics, life on Venus, outer space, black holes, and death. There’s lots of laughs, we promise! https://t.co/lXIGbxk1E5 #psychedelics #space #venus #BlackHole #comedy #podcasts #podcast #PodernFamily

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

In case you missed it, here’s a clip from our newest episode about social media and it’s manipulation tactics. Full episode available on @ApplePodcasts https://t.co/4yA9cqwjts @Stitcher and @iHeartRadio #socialmedia #SocialDilemma #conspiracy #podcasts #podcast #PodernFamily

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@t_sfea On our show we proposed a new type of economy, we call it, “Moving shit around”. We have more shit than people... so we can just kind of move it all around so everyone gets enough shit. If you don’t have money, you can’t have billionaires.

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Good morning @Twitter we have a new episode about how you’re #Evil available now! We discuss social media brain washing, state flags, and #Batman to #Joker numbers. https://t.co/SGEXehjhrZ #podcast #Batman #Joker #StateFlags #Pelican #SocialDilemma #brainwashed #socialmedia

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Well howdy hey there listeners, it’s a new episode! Tune in to hear some #boblazar facts about #UFOs and #Area51 as well as lots of @tonyhawk pro skater #TombRaider mash ups! https://t.co/VuvOcm9f3U #podcasting #Podcast #UFOs #boblazar #Area51 #TombRaider #TonyHawk #conspiracy

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Not that you’ve missed us, but we’ve missed you listeners, so we’re back! This week we talk about the #PostOffice and #PostOfficeSabotage, and other equally depressing current events. Join@us for Gaffs and Goofs won’t you? https://t.co/Rdp6sZhOAL #podcast #PodernFamily

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Episode 40 available now! We talk #currentaffairs discuss what talks with our moms can be like #momtalks and pinpoint moments that could have stopped us from existing. https://t.co/Rdp6sZ0dJd #podcast #PodernFamily #podcastery #currentaffairs

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

Full audio of episode 39 found here! #waifairgate #Unasia #podcasts #podcasting #RebuildSociety #EstTheRich #BillionairesShouldNotExist #TrialByCombat https://t.co/7PnwkGGyaV

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

New video for a new episode, courtesy of ⁦@QuaaludeCharlie⁩ This week we talk #WayfairGate #Billionaires and the #Unasia legal system. If you’d like to help us rebuild after society collapses, shoot us a tweet with #Unasia #wayfairchildtrafficking #EatTheRich #Billionaires

[Cognitive Contortions @CContortions]

@HatersComot4Der May I suggest we? 🥺 https://t.co/I9CJ0CNjSP