Phanto🐘

Mama | small business owner| I used to do cool stuff with spooky people | Now I make bagels and jokes

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Intellectual Honesty first and foremost. Which often means challenging those who are on "my side"
The only side we should ever be on is principle

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@atensnut Sadly the men’s version would probably make me sad once they got to modern fashion.

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@netflix I know he’s in a relationship but these two feel so much like they should be together irl- the press tour chemistry between them is off the charts.

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@JesseBWatters they shot him in the throat- a man known for free speech and debate. That was meant to be symbolic. Even if he had survived, they would likely silenced his voice. I think that was on purpose.

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@SteveDoocy longtime fan here! I just emailed you a little invite: fall in Warrenton where small‑town charm, hand‑rolled bagels & the leaf‑peep beauty of Skyline Drive await. Plus, you’re practically next door to the grandkids in Fairfax! Hope you’ll take a peek.

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@Dougarmst14 💯 that was barely a decent karaoke performance. She had no business being in this finale

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@packers @Ticketmaster Wtaf 😂😂

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@KatiePavlich I need a yard sign that says “this house supports federal workers that actually DO their job and do it well. If that’s not you, get off my lawn and off my dime”

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@foxandfriends it’s becoming clearer and clearer that @kilmeade is the only one on the morning show with his eye on the ball these days.

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@GriffJenkins the Packers won three in a row. Just ask Jim Gray who said it last night on Fox.

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@FoxNews for the love of God, tell Robert Ray and his crew to get off the air and go somewhere safer.

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@IngrahamAngle tell that guy to get off the air and go. He needs to be safe. That’s crazy.

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@KatiePMcGrady you’re making a lot of assumptions about whether or not a restaurant is not paying their employees enough and using tips instead.

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@usanews0 A

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I don’t know who is running this country because it cannot be this man

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@BretBaier Trump and Biden need walk up songs when they come on stage

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@HARRISFAULKNER I think the reason Biden chose his podium is because CNN is going to frame Trump’s podium in some way that makes him look bad - not sure what, or provide Biden with notes somehow- why else give up the last word?

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@willcain this is a fitting story to consider. Just heard y’all talking about shopping carts and crime. https://t.co/DKrRcg89RR

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@stickermule I would just use it to buy even more shirts 😂

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@WilkowMajority the irony is Mark Hamill would have 100% joined Palpatine in real life

"In order to ensure the security and continuing stability, the Republic will be reorganized into the first Galactic Empire! For a safe and secure society!"