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@AdrianBallou @PeoplesCDC @CDCgov_parody @WalenskyPARODY Providing accurate information when the real CDC doesn't has gotten less funny over time.

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@JoeyGomezSantos I'm so disappointed in Bernie.

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@Altanon @KarenBekker Palestine calls anyone under 18 a child, but mandatory recruitment (for training) age is 12 and deployment is at 14.

So yes, I do believe Israel killed that many children after Hamas put them on the front line with a gun pointed and firing.

That's also why schools were targeted

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@KennyB44806226 Aldi's is bulk so a single woman by herself - call it two big packs of chicken, a big bulk box of rice, noodles, sauce.

You could get that done for under 150 and she could fill in the last 50 with adult diapers for constantly shitting herself over things that never happened.

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@Abmblsnoleopard @KennyB44806226 Aldi's is bulk so a single woman by herself - call it two big packs of chicken, a big bulk box of rice, noodles, sauce.

You could get that done for under 150 and fill in the last 50 with adult diapers for constantly shitting herself over things that never happened.

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@MarkTime63 @galleongroupie @MaxNordau @AnnaKrauthamer If it hadn't happened literally every time you might have a point.

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@cine_qn @BigMing15 @real_shirelass Have you ever seen the videos of Palestine before Hamas? It was legitimately a beautiful place.

Many woes come from Hamas stealing the refugee payments. Many more come from Egypt closing the border because Hamas could not resist terrorism on Egyptians for essentially no reason.

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@evasmagacz @BigMing15 @real_shirelass There was an open border with Egypt until Hamas kept doing terrorist bombings in Egypt - a Muslim county.

You can't say Israel made trade impossible when neighboring Muslim countries also locked down their borders.

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@BasedSamParker It's not even unreasonable. There's videos of the place before Hamas took it over and it's basically that plus tacky gold Trump merch.

Hamas turned it into a ghetto that couldn't even trade with Egypt without spreading terrorism.

Israel turned it to rubble.

[Joo @JoosyJew]

There’s the obvious furore about Trump’s AI video of Gaza.

Albeit no women with beards, belly-dancing on the beach, it’s worth reminding yourselves what Gaza was actually like before Hamas and the Islamic Republic of Iran sacrificed it all to feed their lust for Israel's blood.

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@dbongino Are you not releasing the Epstein list because you are on it?

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@PorgiH @christopherrufo @TulsiGabbard It's not a punishment focus right now, it's a "fixing the problem" focus.

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@PorgiH @christopherrufo @TulsiGabbard There's so much corruption that they're willing to let people go quietly if they don't make trouble.

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@gigglinghowl @EndWokeness American government "How lazy, we would have killed some children instead of just making things up."

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last orange of the year is waiting to be picked 🤗🥺

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@jstone9 @ExxAlerts *can't

[Cash Loren @Cashloren]

A PEACE DEAL has been reached between Russia and Ukraine.

Zelensky is flying to the USA to sign the deal made with President Trump. Not finalized here are some key details.

- The United States will earn 50% of the future revenue from Ukraine's mineral wealth as repayment for the United States Tax Dollars spent on the war

- No membership to NATO. Ukraine was never going to join NATO. That has always been a line in the sand for Russia and what started the war in the first place.

- No boots on the ground. Zelensky tried to "backdoor" nato membership by placing US or European troops on the ground in Ukraine. Instead, There will be a demilitarized zone.

- Ukraine concedes territory. Exactly how much is yet unknown, but Ukraine was never going to get all of its territory back any more than they were going to join NATO.

- I haven't seen any concessions released by Russia yet. So get ready for more Puttin Puppet Hoaxes. But the reality is Ukraine never had a chance against Russia.

Biden started this war. Boris Johnson sabotaged a peace deal. Likely millions died and hundreds of billions of dollars were spent as a result.

Trump ran on bringing peace to Ukraine. Promises Made, Promises Kept. MAGA

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@DogFacePonia You know the War Pigs are not happy

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@danpjsheehan That's very true. Both these things are calls for genocide in a war we should not be involved with.

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@SprinterObserve It's because the dumb shit realized Russia was holding more French assets than he was holding Russian assets. Painfully stupid plan, stealing $10 from a man who has $12 of your dollars in his pocket.