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it doesn’t exist

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@PingDingo @cnnbrk GANG (medically)

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@P_McCulloughMD @CDCgov @CDCemergency @CDCDirector We always hated that bitch

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@LilNasX Can u change your name bro it’s hard to live life freely when I keep getting “pussy” notifications 😭

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Cars are becoming safer. Bravo to the @US_DOT! That is totally it and nothing else

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The Centers for Disease Control ⁦⁦@CDCgov⁩ ⁦@CDCgovOfficial⁩ just reported that guns have now overtaken vehicle crashes as the leading cause of death for American children ages 1 through 18. Drug overdose deaths are also up dramatically. ⁦@ECCUnion⁩

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@elonmusk Where is my checkmark elon

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Oh come on, be a good sport and let it ride https://t.co/RjgkQ2yCbm

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Yes. “Dartboard” is a term we are trialing currently for children, along with “Sieve,” “Swiss Cheese,” and “Minefield.”

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Ok guys we’ve figured out a monkeypox cure: stop bagging people you don’t know

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what the fuck is a monkeypox

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@LilNasX Post ass or don’t post at all Montero

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@LilNasX

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@StephanieWilban @ibdgirl76 Yes you did. We are omnipresent

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@elonmusk Happy Thanksgiving, Elon

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@LilNasX What was the question tho

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@Breaking911 Lol we’re so goofy 🤪

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@elonmusk Hey can you please put a mask on your profile pic we need to virtue signal

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@MouthyMistake Ah well

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@terriheaster Na

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@CaucasianJames Simulation

Come get your vaccine