C.D.G.A.F. Carter

I DGAF about you or your fantasy team.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

Changes the whole meaning of "I DGAF if it's your birthday, Mom".

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

Little known fact: When I use the acronym "DGAF", it actually stands for "Dare to Give Amazing Flowers".

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 That and smoke more.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 I'm going to try and GAF at least 1 or 2 days this year. #newleaf

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 @NeedyCarter really living up to his name

[Denny Carter @CDCarter13]

DGAF game of the week. RT @FadeToZach: @CDCarter13 I'm buying big into nyg vs Philly. Seems very DGAF. Lots of points

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 how about you go up against my "kickers via dartboard" column? Loser owes the other a case of Marlboro's.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

I DGAF why all these people are out shopping. All I know is they got in the way of my beer/smoke run.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@LateRoundQB what is one of your favorite ways to show you DGAF around the holidays?

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 @JoeSonofJoe @LateRoundQB I'm having one for each of my good calls. Can barely breathe right now.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@JoeSonofJoe @CDCarter13 @LateRoundQB sources reporting he got benched from the pod

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

More like Mon-queef, amirite?

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

Moved Cutler back up to 3rd in my ranks. All signs point to Clausen getting injured or being so bad that Jay comes in & throws 4 #DGAF TD's.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

Now taking recommendations for holiday gifts that show you just #DGAF.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

I don't go out of my way to talk to listeners. Whenever I talk to them, I answer their questions and I get out.

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

@CDCarter13 Sup. Can I bum a smoke?

[C.D.G.A.F. Carter @CDGAFCarter13]

Don't like to see King DGAF get benched but that being said I'm using Jimmy Clausen in all my championships and you should too.