Lately, I've let my pubes grow long enough for me to twist them like a villain twists his mustache while plotting something devious.
Yes, I am single, why do you ask?
One of our favorite videos got taken down for hate speech. Thankfully, I avoided a mental breakdown when I found a reupload of it from 2012. We've been quoting this vid for 10 years now. Posting it here for all of you to enjoy. Not made by us btw.