Dear Canada, America doesn’t give a fuck about you. We actually never think about you unless Drake gets bodied by American rappers, there’s a gold medal to win in hockey, or you guys have family members forced by your own government to be euthanized. Cheers🇺🇸
FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS WE ARE HEADED TO IOWA CITY!
After a dramatic win last night, we couldn't miss @HawkeyeFootball's showdown with Ohio State on Saturday 👏
See you there📍
AOC has finally acknowledged her insatiable lust for @TheAKGuy, and split with her fiancé to pursue her happily ever after!
Let’s go Brandon! You can fix her!