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[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

Why are there so many men on the panel this evening when discussing the SA of women?! #thedrum #ABCNews #auspol #Auspol2023

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

@ladygaga has updated Bad Romance lyrics:
Ra ra ra ah ahh, ra maaaa ra mah mah
Pfizer oo la laa, don't want your vyvanse.
#Pfizer #ladygaga #nurtec #ladygagged #badromance

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

@ReubenKaye Even though the crowd at the project was dryer than a nuns ####, I thought your jokes were hilarious. Oops. This tweet might upset them further 😰.

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

Dear @billieeilish the power you hold over these two gays is way too much. I'm so gay. 😭 #help #sendhelp #BillieEilish #Sydney

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@AlboMP *PM 😉. I know your acceptance speech had so many important aspects in it, but the part that got me, and made me cry was about you and your mum in housing. I am the daughter of a single mum, even though I'm 30 now, that hit home. I'm so happy to have you as my PM.

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

Scomo thinks Albanese is out of touch because he doesn't know the unemployment rate. Yet his minister thinks you can buy a house for 67K.
#AusVotes2022 #Australia #AusPol2022 #Auspol22 #auspol

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

When is Scomo gonna don a teatowel and clean up some vomit in a nightclub? Just asking for all #hospo workers. #auspol #scomo #jobs #jobbyjobs

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

First person to be asked a question is a liberal MP on the fringe of losing their seat, yet completely inept in answering the question effectively. #QandA

[David Milner @DaveMilbo]

It's wild that Morrison is the longest serving Prime Minister since John Howard and he hasn't really done anything.

[💚🌏 Sarah Hanson-Young @sarahinthesen8]

It’s not rocket science. Rapid tests should be free and easily available if the Government wants people to use them.

But Scott Morrison says “You can't just make everything free”

Ok Prime Minister, tell your mates in the coal and gas industry that!

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Every bad bitch have a gay best friend or gay best friend cousin ……If you homophobic you just ugly.

[Yasmin Poole @yasmin_poole]

I can only speak for my experience but this does not feel like a “mild flu” and I am double vaxxed.

The #LetItRip approach is devastating. It completely disregards people at risk and exploits our care workforce, female-dominated and paid so little.

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

@RealCandaceO Stay in your lane. We are a free country, far more free than America and with less covid deaths. You don't need to free us, focus on your own country and your high incarceration rates. Doesn't seem very free to me. 💅 #auspol

[Gemma Raso @gemmaraso]

Indigenous cultural practices can help create biodegradable and sustainable products like spinifex condoms, astrophysicist and science communicator, Kirsten Banks, said on @QandA tonight. @journalismrmit #qanda

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

We need more powerful women in STEM #QandA

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

QUOKKA #QandA

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

Looking forward to James Webb as Hubble is on its way out #QandA

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

As an ANU student I can say in my SciComm course I have been taught about some indigenous knowledge which I am grateful for 😁 #QandA #FireBirds

[Clitosaurusmess @CDISCO]

@Nettythe1st Surely the Chaser or Betoota is going to pick up on this 😂 its classic.